The Kardashian klan isn't exactly famous for saying the most brilliant things... well actually they aren't really famous for any specific reason other than existing right?
Their family has been the center of the media world for over a decade now and lucky for us, they film just about every second of their lives which means we get to hear every absurd sentence that comes out of each of their mouths. Most of the things they say we can just roll with, but here are the ones I simply cannot ignore because of how incredible they are.
1. When Kim compared herself to the Virgin Mary.
"I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary – like Jesus is my baby."
2. When Kim declared that the best car for kids is a Rolls-Royce.
"I love, love, love a Rolls-Royce. I know this may sound bratty, but I'll own up to it: it's the best car if you have kids, space-wise. It's low, and I like a low car to put in the car seat and the baby."
3. Kris talking about plastic surgery.
"I never realized that a neck-lift would be a transcendental, life-changing experience for me."
4. When Khloé didn't know her name was Khloé.
"My mom cursed so much when we were little that I thought my name was 'F***.'"
5. When Kourtney revealed the true reason for wanting kids.
"I want to have a third child just so I can eat the placenta."
6. When Kris couldn't handle not having cell service.
"I don't have any cell service and it's making me have a rash."
7. When Kris got all culinary on us.
"If I'm cooking an Italian meal, I will grab my red Hermès china to go with the red sauce."
8. When Kim got political.
"I had dinner with Obama once, and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto."
9. When Kris addressed her body image issues.
"I look like a cow with udders."
10. When Kris tapped into her native heritage.
"I'm going to teach you a new Spanish word every day, from my Mexican heritage. I'm not Mexican, but I've been there."
11. When Kourtney embraced motherhood.
"It's changed me and my life. Even the small details change, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photoshoots. Now they're all of Mason."
12. When Kris literally said her refrigerator was a conversation piece.
"It has its own personality. It is definitely a conversation piece when people come to my home."
13. When Kim told us about the games her and Kourtney played as children.
"Kourtney and I say in my mom's closet and we were like, 'If mom dies, we're going to write down who gets what.' We went through every last piece of her wardrobe."
14. When Kris proved that she, in fact, does have talent.
"I drank that wine without touching the lip of the bottle. And people say we have no talent."
15. When Khloé talked business.
"My bling phone makes business calls nearly stress free."
16. When Kim explained why she and Kanye are perfect for each other.
"All my friends and my sisters say, 'You guys are so perfect for each other. There's no one that would want to sit in your closet for hours with you and try on clothes.'"
17. When Kim revealed her biggest fear.
"Stretchmarks are my biggest fear of life."
