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The Ultimate 'The Bachelorette' Cheat Sheet

Summer Chronicles: Vol. 4

Sierra Murray

Jun 05, 2017

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The Ultimate 'The Bachelorette' Cheat Sheet

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A few weeks into summer and I realized something: There’s nothing like popping some popcorn, pouring a glass of wine and watching the drama of The Bachelorette unfold on Monday nights… except for maybe doing the same for The Bachelor. This season there are so many contestants and even though we have been introduced to them all several times, here's a cheat sheet to keep them all straight.

But first, let’s take a moment for our fallen bachelors…

Blake K.

DeMario

Grant

Jedidiah

Kyle

Michael

Milton

Mohit

Rob

Now, let's begin!

1. Adam

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

How we recognize him: His mini-me "Adam Jr."

2. Alex

Occupation: Information Systems Supervisor

How we recognize him: The one who serenaded Rachel with a Russian folk song. *swoon*

3. Anthony

Occupation: Education Software Manager

How we recognize him: The Brawny man.

4. Blake E.

Occupation: Aspiring Drummer

How we recognize him: The anti-Lucas (see 20.)

5. Brady

Occupation: Male Model

How we recognize him: The guy with the beautiful eyes.

6. Bryan

Occupation: Chiropractor

How we recognize him: The one who put his occupation to use.

7. Bryce

Occupation: Firefighter

How we recognize him: The soft-spoken one.

8. Dean

Occupation: Startup Recruiter

How we recognize him: The one who genuinely made Rachel laugh AND got the first group date rose!

9. Diggy

Occupation: Senior Inventory Analyst

How we recognize him: The fashionista...fashionisto?...the guy with the threads.

10. Eric

Occupation: Personal Trainer

How we recognize him: The first one to ask about Rachel's love language.

11. Fred

Occupation: Executive Assistant

How we recognize him: The summer camp guy.

12. Iggy

Occupation: Consulting Firm CEO

How we recognize him: The sweet one.

13. Jack Stone

Occupation: Attorney

How we recognize him: The smolder.

14. Jamey

Occupation: Sales Account Executive

How we recognize him: The patient guy.

15. Jonathan

Occupation: Tickle Monster

How we recognize him: Definitely not as creepy as his occupation suggests.

16. Josiah

Occupation: Prosecuting Attorney

How we recognize him: The eloquent guy who made sure Rachel was okay after the DeMario drama.

17. Kenny

Occupation: Professional Wrestler

How we recognize him: The family man.

18. Lee

Occupation: Singer-Songwriter

How we recognize him: The guy who did the overplayed first impression.

19. Lucas

Occupation: Whaboom

How we recognize him: Whaboom…unfortunately.

20. Matt

Occupation: Construction Sales Rep

How we recognize him: The basketball MVP.

21. Peter

Occupation: Business Owner

How we recognize him: The first one-on-one.

22. Will

Occupation: Sales Manager

How we recognize him: The unsuspecting one.

I'm looking forward to watching all the drama with these contestants this week! How about you?

In the meantime, make sure to read the previous volumes of my Summer Chronicles:

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https://www.theodysseyonline.com/heck-yeah-califor...

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/14-times-groot-st...

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Summer Chronicles: Vol. 4

Blake K.

DeMario

Grant

Jedidiah

Kyle

Michael

Milton

Mohit

Rob

Now, let's begin!

1. Adam

2. Alex

3. Anthony

4. Blake E.

5. Brady

6. Bryan

7. Bryce

8. Dean

9. Diggy

10. Eric

11. Fred

12. Iggy

13. Jack Stone

14. Jamey

15. Jonathan

16. Josiah

17. Kenny

18. Lee

19. Lucas

20. Matt

21. Peter

22. Will

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Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

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Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

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5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

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