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The Ultimate 'The Bachelorette' Cheat Sheet

Summer Chronicles: Vol. 4

Sierra Murray

Jun 05, 2017

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The Ultimate 'The Bachelorette' Cheat Sheet

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A few weeks into summer and I realized something: There’s nothing like popping some popcorn, pouring a glass of wine and watching the drama of The Bachelorette unfold on Monday nights… except for maybe doing the same for The Bachelor. This season there are so many contestants and even though we have been introduced to them all several times, here's a cheat sheet to keep them all straight.

But first, let’s take a moment for our fallen bachelors…

Blake K.

DeMario

Grant

Jedidiah

Kyle

Michael

Milton

Mohit

Rob

Now, let's begin!

1. Adam

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

How we recognize him: His mini-me "Adam Jr."

2. Alex

Occupation: Information Systems Supervisor

How we recognize him: The one who serenaded Rachel with a Russian folk song. *swoon*

3. Anthony

Occupation: Education Software Manager

How we recognize him: The Brawny man.

4. Blake E.

Occupation: Aspiring Drummer

How we recognize him: The anti-Lucas (see 20.)

5. Brady

Occupation: Male Model

How we recognize him: The guy with the beautiful eyes.

6. Bryan

Occupation: Chiropractor

How we recognize him: The one who put his occupation to use.

7. Bryce

Occupation: Firefighter

How we recognize him: The soft-spoken one.

8. Dean

Occupation: Startup Recruiter

How we recognize him: The one who genuinely made Rachel laugh AND got the first group date rose!

9. Diggy

Occupation: Senior Inventory Analyst

How we recognize him: The fashionista...fashionisto?...the guy with the threads.

10. Eric

Occupation: Personal Trainer

How we recognize him: The first one to ask about Rachel's love language.

11. Fred

Occupation: Executive Assistant

How we recognize him: The summer camp guy.

12. Iggy

Occupation: Consulting Firm CEO

How we recognize him: The sweet one.

13. Jack Stone

Occupation: Attorney

How we recognize him: The smolder.

14. Jamey

Occupation: Sales Account Executive

How we recognize him: The patient guy.

15. Jonathan

Occupation: Tickle Monster

How we recognize him: Definitely not as creepy as his occupation suggests.

16. Josiah

Occupation: Prosecuting Attorney

How we recognize him: The eloquent guy who made sure Rachel was okay after the DeMario drama.

17. Kenny

Occupation: Professional Wrestler

How we recognize him: The family man.

18. Lee

Occupation: Singer-Songwriter

How we recognize him: The guy who did the overplayed first impression.

19. Lucas

Occupation: Whaboom

How we recognize him: Whaboom…unfortunately.

20. Matt

Occupation: Construction Sales Rep

How we recognize him: The basketball MVP.

21. Peter

Occupation: Business Owner

How we recognize him: The first one-on-one.

22. Will

Occupation: Sales Manager

How we recognize him: The unsuspecting one.

I'm looking forward to watching all the drama with these contestants this week! How about you?

In the meantime, make sure to read the previous volumes of my Summer Chronicles:

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/response-21-lesso...

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/heck-yeah-califor...

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/14-times-groot-st...

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Kyle

Michael

Milton

Mohit

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Now, let's begin!

1. Adam

2. Alex

3. Anthony

4. Blake E.

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

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12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

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5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

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