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The Ultimate 'The Bachelor' Cheat Sheet

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Sierra Murray

Jan 29, 2018

Corban University

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Do you remember when I wrote a cheat sheet on the men of Lindsay’s season? Well, I’m back at it again with the ultimate cheat sheet for watching this season of the bachelor! If you're like me, you probably can't keep all of the balayaged-blondes straight... Don't worry, I gotchu boo!

I should probably be researching something else, considering I’m a senior in her last semester, but there is something about Arie that I can’t ignore. I mean, look at him!

Before we dive into the current contestants, let's give honorable mention to the bachelorettes who are not on the show anymore *Cue Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds*

Ali

Amber

Annaliese

Bibiana

Brianna

Brittane J.

Brittany T.

Caroline

Jenny

Jessica

Lauren G.

Lauren J.

Lauren S.

Nysha

Olivia

Valerie

Okay, now we can start!

1. Ashley

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

How We Recognize Her: The quiet one

2. Becca K.

Occupation: Publicist

How We Recognize Her: Down-to-earth who got spoiled rotten by Arie

3. Bekah M.

Occupation: Nanny

How We Recognize Her: The Baby

4. Chelsea

Occupation: Real Estate Exec. Assistant

How We Recognize Her: Pro-Glam/Mom

5. Jacqueline

Occupation: Research Coordinator

How We Recognize Her: The girl who almost drank her own pee on a group date

6. Jenna

Occupation: Social Media Manager

How We Recognize Her: She wants a man who is "funny with a sense of humor"

7. Kendall

Occupation: Creative Director

How We Recognize Her: The taxidermist

8. Krystal

Occupation: Fitness Coach

How We Recognize Her: This season’s villain (or heroine depending on how you look at it).

9. Lauren B.

Occupation: Tech Salesperson

How We Recognize Her: Probably the winner, considering she's the sole survivor of the "Laurens."

10. Maquel

Occupation: Photographer

How We Recognize Her: The wedding photographer, super ready to be married.

11. Marikh

Occupation: Restaurant Owner

How We Recognize Her: More Kardashian than the Kardashians themselves.

12. Seinne

Occupation: Commercial Real Estate Manager

How We Recognize Her: Hardcore Demolition Derby Driver

13. Tia

Occupation: Physical Therapist

How We Recognize Her: The Southern Belle

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That's it! Good luck to these lovely ladies and yourself as you finish watching this rollercoaster of a season on The Bachelor.

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*SPOILER ALERT*

Ali

Amber

Annaliese

Bibiana

Brianna

Brittane J.

Brittany T.

Caroline

Jenny

Jessica

Lauren G.

Lauren J.

Lauren S.

Nysha

Olivia

Valerie

Okay, now we can start!

1. Ashley

2. Becca K.

3. Bekah M.

4. Chelsea

5. Jacqueline

6. Jenna

7. Kendall

8. Krystal

9. Lauren B.

10. Maquel

11. Marikh

12. Seinne

13. Tia

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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