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The Ultimate 'The Bachelor' Cheat Sheet

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Sierra Murray

Jan 29, 2018

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Do you remember when I wrote a cheat sheet on the men of Lindsay’s season? Well, I’m back at it again with the ultimate cheat sheet for watching this season of the bachelor! If you're like me, you probably can't keep all of the balayaged-blondes straight... Don't worry, I gotchu boo!

I should probably be researching something else, considering I’m a senior in her last semester, but there is something about Arie that I can’t ignore. I mean, look at him!

Before we dive into the current contestants, let's give honorable mention to the bachelorettes who are not on the show anymore *Cue Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds*

Ali

Amber

Annaliese

Bibiana

Brianna

Brittane J.

Brittany T.

Caroline

Jenny

Jessica

Lauren G.

Lauren J.

Lauren S.

Nysha

Olivia

Valerie

Okay, now we can start!

1. Ashley

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

How We Recognize Her: The quiet one

2. Becca K.

Occupation: Publicist

How We Recognize Her: Down-to-earth who got spoiled rotten by Arie

3. Bekah M.

Occupation: Nanny

How We Recognize Her: The Baby

4. Chelsea

Occupation: Real Estate Exec. Assistant

How We Recognize Her: Pro-Glam/Mom

5. Jacqueline

Occupation: Research Coordinator

How We Recognize Her: The girl who almost drank her own pee on a group date

6. Jenna

Occupation: Social Media Manager

How We Recognize Her: She wants a man who is "funny with a sense of humor"

7. Kendall

Occupation: Creative Director

How We Recognize Her: The taxidermist

8. Krystal

Occupation: Fitness Coach

How We Recognize Her: This season’s villain (or heroine depending on how you look at it).

9. Lauren B.

Occupation: Tech Salesperson

How We Recognize Her: Probably the winner, considering she's the sole survivor of the "Laurens."

10. Maquel

Occupation: Photographer

How We Recognize Her: The wedding photographer, super ready to be married.

11. Marikh

Occupation: Restaurant Owner

How We Recognize Her: More Kardashian than the Kardashians themselves.

12. Seinne

Occupation: Commercial Real Estate Manager

How We Recognize Her: Hardcore Demolition Derby Driver

13. Tia

Occupation: Physical Therapist

How We Recognize Her: The Southern Belle

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That's it! Good luck to these lovely ladies and yourself as you finish watching this rollercoaster of a season on The Bachelor.

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The Ultimate 'The Bachelor' Cheat Sheet

*SPOILER ALERT*

Ali

Amber

Annaliese

Bibiana

Brianna

Brittane J.

Brittany T.

Caroline

Jenny

Jessica

Lauren G.

Lauren J.

Lauren S.

Nysha

Olivia

Valerie

Okay, now we can start!

1. Ashley

2. Becca K.

3. Bekah M.

4. Chelsea

5. Jacqueline

6. Jenna

7. Kendall

8. Krystal

9. Lauren B.

10. Maquel

11. Marikh

12. Seinne

13. Tia

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The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

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Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

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