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The Ultimate 'The Bachelor' Cheat Sheet

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Sierra Murray

Jan 29, 2018

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Do you remember when I wrote a cheat sheet on the men of Lindsay’s season? Well, I’m back at it again with the ultimate cheat sheet for watching this season of the bachelor! If you're like me, you probably can't keep all of the balayaged-blondes straight... Don't worry, I gotchu boo!

I should probably be researching something else, considering I’m a senior in her last semester, but there is something about Arie that I can’t ignore. I mean, look at him!

Before we dive into the current contestants, let's give honorable mention to the bachelorettes who are not on the show anymore *Cue Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds*

Ali

Amber

Annaliese

Bibiana

Brianna

Brittane J.

Brittany T.

Caroline

Jenny

Jessica

Lauren G.

Lauren J.

Lauren S.

Nysha

Olivia

Valerie

Okay, now we can start!

1. Ashley

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

How We Recognize Her: The quiet one

2. Becca K.

Occupation: Publicist

How We Recognize Her: Down-to-earth who got spoiled rotten by Arie

3. Bekah M.

Occupation: Nanny

How We Recognize Her: The Baby

4. Chelsea

Occupation: Real Estate Exec. Assistant

How We Recognize Her: Pro-Glam/Mom

5. Jacqueline

Occupation: Research Coordinator

How We Recognize Her: The girl who almost drank her own pee on a group date

6. Jenna

Occupation: Social Media Manager

How We Recognize Her: She wants a man who is "funny with a sense of humor"

7. Kendall

Occupation: Creative Director

How We Recognize Her: The taxidermist

8. Krystal

Occupation: Fitness Coach

How We Recognize Her: This season’s villain (or heroine depending on how you look at it).

9. Lauren B.

Occupation: Tech Salesperson

How We Recognize Her: Probably the winner, considering she's the sole survivor of the "Laurens."

10. Maquel

Occupation: Photographer

How We Recognize Her: The wedding photographer, super ready to be married.

11. Marikh

Occupation: Restaurant Owner

How We Recognize Her: More Kardashian than the Kardashians themselves.

12. Seinne

Occupation: Commercial Real Estate Manager

How We Recognize Her: Hardcore Demolition Derby Driver

13. Tia

Occupation: Physical Therapist

How We Recognize Her: The Southern Belle

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That's it! Good luck to these lovely ladies and yourself as you finish watching this rollercoaster of a season on The Bachelor.

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The Ultimate 'The Bachelor' Cheat Sheet

*SPOILER ALERT*

Ali

Amber

Annaliese

Bibiana

Brianna

Brittane J.

Brittany T.

Caroline

Jenny

Jessica

Lauren G.

Lauren J.

Lauren S.

Nysha

Olivia

Valerie

Okay, now we can start!

1. Ashley

2. Becca K.

3. Bekah M.

4. Chelsea

5. Jacqueline

6. Jenna

7. Kendall

8. Krystal

9. Lauren B.

10. Maquel

11. Marikh

12. Seinne

13. Tia

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The holiday season can be the best and most stressful time of the year, especially when more people are involved.

1. The Family Traditions

2. Enough food for an actual army

3. Never enough space

4. Always Loud & Never Boring

5. Parties. Parties. Parties.

6. Scheduling

7. Travelling

8. The family members you see once a year

9. DRAMA

10. The questions about life

AKA, Christmas overload.

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

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