People suck. You know it. I know it. And chances are, they know it too.
Lesbehonest for a second, we'd all be lying if we said we didn't hate people on some level. The thought must have crossed your mind at least once or twice when you stepped in your neighbor's dog sh*t or suffered through a couple arguing outside your door at 2 am.
True, you may hate some people more than others. And yes, the degree of hatred does tend to vary day by day. But in the end, you probably, most definitely actually hate everyone.
You can try to mask it with sarcasm, bury the truth deep down inside, or you can just come clean. It's okay. It's okay if sometimes you hate everyone. Here are 30 signs you do:
1. When people walk slowly in front of you
2. You secretly love when people cancel plans
3. Your best friend is the one person in the world who only annoys you 50% of the time
4. Netflix is your 2nd best friend. Netflix > people
5. When someone tries to talk to you even though you put your headphones on to avoid this exact situation from occurring
6. When someone tries to sit next to you on public transportation.
7. Going through your old year book is like...
8. Group texts are your worst night mare.
9. You don’t understand why anyone would turn use the “read” receipt setting on their phone. Seriously, if I wanted you to know that I read your text I would have responded.
10. You and your best friend frequently discuss how much you hate people.
11. Being single is a choice. You can't tolerate the same person for more than hour really.
12. You actually hate 90% of the people you’re in pictures with on Facebook
13. You only go to most social gatherings for the food
14. Your favorite part of the party is leaving
15. Looking at your news feeds pisses you off
16. The checkout line at a grocery store is like your own personal hell.
17. When someone coughs in a library.
18. When people try to talk to you in class.
19. You avoid sales people like the plague. If I wanted your help I would have asked for it. Let me shop in peace d@mmit!
20. You instantly regret asking people how they are.
21. Most of the time you feel like.
22. You look at the ground when you pass by someone you know on the street so you don't have to say hello.
23. When the person in front of you stops at a yellow light. Yellow means hurry the f*ck up, not stop you idiot!
24. Said you never.
25. You pretend to be asleep so people will leave you alone.
26. When you laugh at people's jokes you're really just thinking.
27. When someone asks you the same question twice.
28. You realize Squidward had it right all along.
29. People mistakenly think you're kidding.
30. You’re fluent in sarcasm. It's the only socially acceptable way you can tell people how you really feel without serious backlash.
