Uber is one of the top apps downloaded and one of the best things to happen since Jersey Shore's DJ Paulie D declared "Cabs are here!" It's an easy way to get around when you don't have a car, payment is automatic, and you don't have to figure out the tip. It's literally just a one-click pick-up drop-off system. We've all had Uber experiences where the driver is a homie and you wouldn't mind if they decided to quit driving for the night to go out with you and your friends, and then there's other times when you're sitting there alone wishing they really wouldn't try this hard getting to know you during this 10-minute ride after which you'll never see them again. So, for all the Uber riders out there you've probably encountered these types of rides... and for the Uber drivers, maybe you'll be able to tell what type you are.

1. The one who won't stop talking.

It's like they invited themselves into your conversation. Sometimes their opinion of which menu item to get at the restaurant they are dropping you off at is valid. Sometimes their input on your current friend drama isn't welcomed.

2. The one who doesn't get the hint.

If I'm giving a one word answer and they can see me looking at my phone through the rearview mirror then why do they still try?

3. The one who still wants a tip.

Tell tale sign is that not so subtle poster on the dashboard that reads "Tips are accepted." That's not how Uber works. Find another profession if you're looking for more than your current cash flow.

4. The one who eavesdrops.

I totally get it, a car is not that big so you are going to listen to whatever is happening. But I know they'll probably spill the beans about the current meltdown I just had on the phone with my mom to their next rider. Please don't disclose my identity.

5. The one who is chill AF.

Their music is on point, they know the shortcut that Uber maps doesn't, and they know to get their quick before your drunk wears off. They are the ultimate HOMIES.

6. The one who tells you their whole life story.

Sometimes their life is super interesting and you walk away informed even though you didn't ask in the first place. Other times they are just trying to put in a plug for you to download their new song on iTunes and build their following on social media. Props for your self-promotion.

7. The considerate one.

Considerate ones are life savers. They have extra phone chargers, waters, candy and gum. It's like you got promoted to first class by chance and feel super lucky to have them in your life at that moment.

8. The tour guide.

They know all about the city they are driving you in. They'll also probably suggest some sights to see and restaurants to go to.

9. The abroad Uber.

The Ubers abroad were quite special. Not every city had them, and we were extremely happy when we found out they did. They may not have spoken any english, and our phone service may have been bad, but these encounters always became a story to tell.

For real though I'd get in an Uber with any of these drivers over a standard yellow cab any day. You are great Uber, never change.