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The Types of People That Live on Every Dorm Floor

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The Types of People That Live on Every Dorm Floor

Most college students live on campus during their freshmen year in dorms. Most of the time, these dorms are full of doubles and the oldest buildings on campus. But on every floor there are going to be the same kinds of people.


1. The Loud Person




This person does not understand the definition of quiet and will probably blast music until 3AM on a weekday.


2. The Person Who is Never There






This person is never seen in the dorm but supposedly lives in your dorm


3. The Extremely Studious Person





If this person is not in the library they are in their room. They never go out and spend their weekends studying.


4. The Person Who Needs A Hygiene Check




You have never seen this person shower or use the bathroom and their room has a weird smell.



5. The Extremely Clean One



This person does their laundry at the same time every week, and never has anything out of place.


6. The Parent




This person probably does not drink and is always willing to help their friends out. They will knock on your door and complain about noise.


7. The Partier that Never Learns


This person parties every weekend but never learns how to control themselves


8. The Routine Oriented Person





This person is up at 6:30AM every day, eats breakfast, goes to the gym and never seems to break routine


9. The Person That Never Leaves Their Room





You never see them in class or any place else except their room. They don't party and you never see them socialize.


10. The Early Bird




This is the person who is up at 5:30AM but doesn't need to be. They may or may not make noise.



11. The One Who Always Forgets Their Key





This person always seems to lock themselves out at the worst possible times. They get locked out several times a week and sometimes more than once a day.



12. The Troublemaker


This person is always getting written up by the RA. They repeatedly blast music, drink too much and are always causing some kind of trouble.



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