If you're a college student going on an average of three to four hours of sleep, you're going to want to read this article. Why? I mean, what better way of surviving the next few years of your life by knowing my recommendations for the best monster energy drinks? No more reading shitty inaccurate reviews off of the internet. No more guessing by reading the description of each bottle. Here it is:
Ultra Blue
Tastes like the ocean. Feels like you're underwater. But the energy is unbelievably still there, even if all these "ultra flavors" have zero calories and no sugar. So yea, it's not incredibly sweet, but its tangy monster flavor is enough for you to enjoy class and enjoy the cool taste of the blue tropical air.
Ultra Red
It's a shot of cherry flavor in a can. No it doesn't taste like the Tylenol liquid medicines. Ewwww, gross. Definitely not. It's tangy, it's cherry-licious, and it tastes like strawberries and watermelon. It's just a mix of red flavor. Red isn't my favorite color, but this can can definitely convince you red-haters otherwise.
Zero Ultra
I woulda thought this drink would be called "Ultra White" or "Ultra Ice" but guess not. The whitest drink of all time: reminds me of the ice cold winter day. #winterishere. It's a icy tropical flavor, sorta like the mystery flavor. Try it to find out if you like it or not. A bit tangier than the Ultra Blue flavor, but still really good.
Ultra Sunrise
Love orange Fanta? This one tastes just like it, except it's mixed with the monster energy blend. Feels just like the moment you're walking down sunset boulevard where the sun rises and dawn begins to resurface. Energetic, and bubbly, this is the drink you go for if you want that nice tangerine flavor on the roof of your mouth.
Ultra Violet
You know that type of wine that has a slight distinct grape taste on the tip of your tongue? Yep, this monster drink tastes just like that. Instead of the strong grape-y vibe that you would expect to find in the first sip of this drink, Ultra Violet dances at the tip and only the tip. Grape lovers, gotta go for this one.
Ultra Paradise
This new flavor that recently people discovered, but I personally think it tastes a bit like green jolly rancher. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's my favorite flavor next to Ultra Blue.
Ultra Black
The distant cousin of Ultra Red, Ultra Black tastes pretty much like cherries, but the sour and dark side. Just imagine that person that you don't know, the one that sits at the back of classrooms, all brooding and quiet. Ultra Black is the monster version of those types of people.
Mango Loco
GiphyTastes like the living dead with a shot of mango/pina colada. What sounds better than that? You may disagree with me, but this is the best Monster Juice has to offer. The others are just a major downgrade.
Monster Rehab Peach Tea
GiphyGathering all peach lovers :) And green tea. This flavor is green tea + a shot of peaches. Not too tangy, not too bland. Just a healthy mix if you wanna go for something less sweet or tangy. Doesn't taste like what an energy drink taste at all, much more smoother than that.
Absolutely Zero
The father of all Monsters. Popular because of its intense flavor. The energy will last with you from the beginning of time to the end of time.
