Each person in your squad is a unique, defined person. But sometimes when alcohol is added, your friends become totally different people— I'm talking about some werewolf-crazy transformation stuff. The timidest person can turn into a crazy party animal after three beers, or maybe there's someone who always has to find a date by the end of the night. Like who even are you? Regardless, we all have that drunk friend for every occasion.
Do you fall into any of these categories? Here's a list of the 13 types of drunk friends each squad has:
1. The Overly-Excited Drunk
Once you get this person drunk, they will literally be super excited about the smallest things. This friend will see someone they know across the bar and immediately run to greet them. Your favorite song just got played? Your friend is definitely screaming it from the top of her lungs.
2. The Daredevil
We all have that one friend who thinks that they can do anything when they're drunk. Walk two miles home alone in the dark? Nothing wrong with that. Climb a fence? Sure. This friend would probably think about doing this stuff sober, but only actually goes through with it intoxicated.
3. The Happy Drunk
This is the friend who is just overall happy when they're drunk. No one can possibly rain on their parade or ruin their good time. Hope you like hugs, because this friend will probably be extra huggy.
4. The Closet Party Animal
There will always be that one friend who will surprise the hell out of you. Sober, they're a calm, cool and collect human being. But when you get them drunk, they can party like the rest of them.
5. The Kisser
We all have that one friend who just can't not kiss anyone on a night out. Frat house, bar, apartment crawl, this friend will most likely find someone to make out with.
6. The One-and-Done Drunk
This is the friend with literally zero tolerance. Give them one shot and they're already two shades to the wind. I have no idea how this is possible, and odds are, neither do they. At least they won't be spending as much money on booze.
7. The Kleptomaniac
Ever wake up the morning after a night out and see something in your apartment that wasn't there last night? If this happens more than usual, you probably have a friend who likes to take things. It's almost like they think it's a prize or an accomplishment. Some people stick with small stuff like hoodies or shoes, and some people go for the big guns and steal traffic cones and stop signs.
8. The Emotional Drunk
We love this friend, but we also hate them when they're drunk because they cry about everything. When this person gets wine drunk, it's even worse. This is the friend who also probably texts their ex after slamming down drinks. You remind them this is not a good idea, but then they just cry more.
9. The MMA Pro
There's always that one friend who wants to fight people the moment they feel the buzz. Did someone cut them in line in the bathroom? Spill a drink on them? Insult them or their friends? Anything could light off this firecracker friend.
10. The Puker
This friend can have one drink or 15 drinks, but they will always end up throwing up. You don't understand and they don't understand, but their hangovers are always terrible and we can't help but bring them some Gatorade and feel bad for them.
11. The Drunken Mother
This is the friend who is just as drunk as everyone else but tries to keep everything under control. They're stumbling down the sidewalk holding your friends' hands so that no one wanders off, making sure you have your phone and your room key, and they put you to sleep when you get home. Thank God for the mom friend.
12. The Money Machine
Alcohol makes this friend think that money actually does grow on trees. They will consistently buy you drinks and rounds of shots for all of your friends. Sometimes you just can't say no to a free drink, just offer to buy them on next.
13. The Sleeping Beauty
This friend feels the true effects of alcohol in the most peaceful way possible. This friend crashes as soon as head hits the bed. This friend has definitely fallen asleep before they could even answer the door to pick up their order of pizza. Talk about tragic.
