We all have that group message -- you know, that one. Where the whole squad is included, plans take forever to make, and conversations seems ENDLESS. But, each group message seems to have similar characters, ones that show up in every single group message you have...
1. The Hot Mess
You love them, but you're always having to go pick them up from someone's apartment (but you do it because you love them).
2. The One Always Unsure of the Plans
Either they can't read or they don't understand that when we say we're meeting at 6:30 to go to dinner, we're meeting at 6:30 to go to dinner.
3. The One Who Never Responds (because they muted the message)
Sometimes this friend doesn't want to put up with the insanity of the group message, sometimes they just need to study. We're all this person at one point or another, but the one thing that never changes is how insane things are once they unmute the group message...
4. The One Who Never Responds (because they fell asleep)
On more than one occasion, you have had to go to their room and wake them up because having everyone in the group call with them didn't work.
5. The Sensible One
Typically, they're trying to keep all hell from breaking loose in the group message and offer the most logical solutions to problems that get blown out of proportion by the group message.
6. The One Who Keeps Changing the Cover Photo
Just because someone in the group sent you a Snapchat of them with a face mask doesn't mean it needs to be the cover photo of our groupme.
7. The One Who Never Knows What's Going On
Similar to the one always unsure of the plans, they just never seem to have a handle on what is happening in this group message. Or this friendship. Or in life.
8. The Encouraging One
They're always there to tell you that grades don't matter, that you're beautiful, and you absolutely do deserve that cupcake.
9. The Long-Winded One
You think they've muted the message but then you'll get paragraph-long messages from them with responses to questions asked hours ago.
10. The One STILL Texting Even When Everyone is Hanging Out
Seriously, the whole group is here... Who are you texting?
11. The One Asking All the Dumb Questions
NO, you don't need antique Italian marble (even if it's on sale). YES, narwhals are real...