Why isn't this summer session getting over already? Next week, I have my finals and this time, unfortunately, and in a moment of misguided optimism, I enrolled in two classes that have their finals on the same day.
Why did I do that? What possessed me to actually choose this life willingly?
Suffer with me as I go through these very stages that I have described in the course of this week.
1. Denial
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Is this actually happening? Aren't we all in a simulation anyway? Nothing matters and so, therefore, these finals are not real, no matter what my schedule says.
2. Anger
Anger is the phase I am currently in. Why did I think this would be a good idea? I'm so angry at myself and how much I overestimate my abilities. This will not bode well for me.
3. Depression
This is the time that you realize that you aren't on your own side and if you aren't, then who will be? Also, everything is garbage and your life is in shambles. This stage is never pretty but it is also the most guaranteed stage you will experience. I need to hydrate more, this stage is coming for me.
5. Bargaining
This is happening so I might as well spend all my money on one night and eat all the junk food I can. I am not going to exist after it anyway, might as well go all out.
5. Acceptance
Here we are, in the final act. You have accepted it and you know it is not going to be amazing, but you are going to try your best anyways because that's just what you need to do now.
And there you have it! Good luck! You are going to ace it.
Now allow me to go back to my tv shows, haha what finals?
