We've all been there, some guy offers us a drink or wants to hang out later but he just can't take no for an answer. Why not? Maybe he just isn't sure how else he could spend his time. So I've come up with a list of suggestions.
1. Walk away.
2. Leave the party altogether.
3. Hang out with your bros.
4. Go home and watch Netflix.
5. Go do some homework.
6. Ask a girl who might be more interested...or not...because she might say no too...and then you're back at square one.
7. Go get some food.
8. Run five laps around campus.
9. Go to bed.
10. Stop drinking, if you're drunk.
11. Or start drinking, if you're not. (but be safe kids!)
12. Look up the word "no" in the dictionary.
13. Then go tell everybody the definition of no.
14. Meditate.
15. Take selfies with weird Snapchat filters.
16. Apply to write a cool article for The Odyssey.
17. Call your mom...but not if you're drunk...she doesn't want to know.
18. Write a card to your grandma.
19. If you've asked the girl more than twice, please apologize.
20. Stop asking random girls who you may or may not actually know to hang out with you after she's said no.
