1. Chug a steaming hot Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte from KC's Cafe.

2. Spend Christmas Break locked in a room where the Spongebob Squarepants theme song is played backwards on repeat 24 hours a day.

3. Have to lead songs nobody knows in chapel everyday for a semester.

4. Hike from the basement of GC to the third floor of GC and back again 100 times.

5. Be an Interface leader.

6. Go to interface.

7. Be a math major.

8. Wear Heelys to a formal event.

9. Eat at the classic line in Gano everyday for the rest of my life.

10. Accidentally connect my iPhone to the Apple TV in a classroom while I argue with my girlfriend via text message.

11. Forget to wear pants to church.

12. Get married to a stranger in a ChuckECheese's.

13. Not celebrate Christmas for five years.

14. Sell all of my possessions and donate the proceeds to the SeaWorld orca capturing fund.

15. Run out of chapel skips in the second week of a semester.

16. Transfer to Harding.

17. Be contractually obligated to personally deep clean every bathroom in Benson.

18. Take Crit. to the New, Crit. to the Old, Greek 4, and a chemistry lecture all in the same semester.

19. Never shave or shower for the rest of my college career.

20. Study.