Bad puns. It seems like everyone hates them. But why? They are genius plays on words. Is it because they are too corny? Whatever the reason may be, the hate is all unjust. I love bad puns, so here are my favorite bad (amazing) puns.

1. If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humor

I mean come on. Dry humor, cause towels dry things!

2. What is thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.

Now this is one of my favorites because it involves both puns and desert.

3. It was an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers.

4. Atheism is a non-prophet organization

5. Never Apollo-gize for your bad puns about Greek gods.

I mean, who doesn't love Greek mythology?

6. This water Fall

It's beautiful.

7.This beautiful bowl of Mac n' cheese

It's delicious looking.

8. What is a typical diet of a sea monster?

Fish and ships.

9. These paint swatches

They cover every room in you house.

10. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

This pun is so good not even this bird does not believe it. Owl be using this pun.

11. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I don't think I need to explain this one.

12.Did you know everyone who works at a cemetery works the graveyard shift.

This is my all time favorite, because yours truly wrote it.