Another week down, folks.
The most popular tweets of the month.
@unfollower: invite me over to your house it’ll be a blast I’ll pet your dog while your parents yell at you
@sydneygreen95: Did you know that turtles have shells? #blessed #themoreyouknow
@maddiesmith615: I’m mentally dating you
@disheartens: I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
@peekachiu: I’ve made Sims characters prettier than you.
@rapldashing: I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep.
@bullied: Kinda mad that I can’t breathe underwater.
@awesomephillia: Breaking news: ne ws
@4chanofficial: I find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
@chromeoffical: nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past your hiding spot in hide and seek
@tacobell: Touch her butt and buy her Taco Bell
@punkbruh: Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
@lubricates: due tomorrow, more like DO tomorrow
@shego: People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
@officalpigeon: You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything
@squidwurd: Some dogs are hotter than me.