@Oh_EmmaGee This weather makes Monday so much easier. So does this latte. So does this doughnut@CNOtheCEO Twitter goes down while I'm studying to try to make me actually study hahahahhaha jokes on your I played flappy bird instead@danCLYNE As an experienced writer, I know how hard it is to pinpoint the right words to describe a perfect Mountain Dew in your Yelp review.
@SimoneKohn Sittin in class right now and realized my shirt is on backwards...now what
@nattiiceee But then I find any reason to celebrate: Hey you finished your test, lets drink Hey you know how to tie your shoes, let's drink
@TimDuffy Did the casual "how much money did I spend last night" check while walking to class and I let out a gasp that scared the girl next to me.
@joshgroban So Beyonce is basically saying "don't surf drunk or you'll wake up in your kitchen"? I'm so confused.
@ManCandy4U I'm buysexual, you buy me alcohol, i become sexual.
@JudgmentalGay Someone told me I need to do more squats. Rest in peace. You were a good person.
@suzannahsparks the only people that tell me the love me are my parents, and blacked out customers.
@ColtonMercurio Conversation topic from the couple on a first date at the table next to me: Tricking a homosexual horse to walk upstairs
@sorrynotsorryy My hair may be in a messy bun, but it took me about a billion tries to get it this way.
@relatable ignore my texts and I'll ignore you in real life
@elaineeggert none of my snaps are sending so i'll take that as a sign that i am way too ugly to snapchat
@BadAdviceDog Dirty laptop? Pour water on it and go to sleep, when you wake up the water will be evaporated and your laptop will look brand new!
@yaboybillnye what happens in a black hole stays in a black hole sh** is like vegas but in space #TurnUp
@GWalshh34 Couldn't even finish my burrito from Chipotle so that's an all-time low
@robfee Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them.
@JimGaffigan Just took my kids ice skating for the last time.
@JimGaffigan "Why don't we scoot around while we try to balance on two knives?" - pitch for ice skating
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Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face
StableDiffusionThis tradition is meant to drive away bad spirits of the past, but honestly, it's more like a free concert...your friends should really be paying you for your services if you decide to do this on New Year's Eve.
Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket
StableDiffusionIt's been sitting there since what, 8:00? You snooze you lose, and besides, no one's paying attention to you anyway.
Pop Twelve White Grapes
StableDiffusionIf you were in Spain, everyone would be doing just this. One grape for every month of the year. It's supposed to be lucky and stuff.
Burn Something
Photo by Ian Schneider on UnsplashIt's really not that odd-- families in Ecuador burn scarecrows every year on New Year's Eve. It's a symbol of diminishing the negativity of last year. Perhaps preform this one outside though, just to be safe of course.
Smash Things Against a Wall
Photo by Lidye on UnsplashWe can thank the Irish for this bright idea, they use bread specifically though. Who knows why this is a tradition, but it certainly seems like it could be incredibly soothing, don't you think?
Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig
Photo by Melissa Askew on UnsplashThis isn't lucky or symbolic of anything, but it'll give you something to do at the stroke of midnight and you'll look god damn cool doing it.
Call Your Mother
rotary telephone
Photo by Vinicius "amnx" Amano on UnsplashWell, she did give birth to you. Midnight on New Year's Eve seems as good a time as any to thank her.
Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window
Photo by Kinga Howard on UnsplashAccording to South African tradition, it doesn't necessarily have to be a coffee table. It could be a futon, an ottoman, an armoire, really any piece of furniture that's old. It's for luck of course.
Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs
Photo by Chang Duong on UnsplashChannel your inner Beyonce, or Mariah, or whoever your Pop Star Diva Queen is and belt that tune. It'll be fantastic mood music.
Do Some Squats
Photo by Meghan Holmes on UnsplashMay as well start the New Year off by working on your inevitable resolution to drop some pounds. Why waste a single moment, you're likely forget the resolution by February anyway.
Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water
Photo by Brayden Prato on UnsplashAnother foreign tradition, this one is practiced by Germans. The kick of it is, you've got to do it while holding a lit torch. Again, who knows why this is a tradition, but its certainly sounds like a fun little challenge to ring in the New Year.
Take a Shot
Photo by Duri from Mocup on UnsplashAnd by shot, naturally I mean a snapshot. Perhaps a group photo, a selfie, or even an unfortunate snipe of your best friend. You'll feel loads better knowing you'll have something to always remember the first moments of 2025 by.
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