There are two types of people in the world -- the people who wear bright colors and the people who wear dark colors. While bright colors and prints may be "fun," dark colors are all you really need. They're sophisticated, elegant, slimming, and "fun" in their own way.
1. If you had a dollar for every time you were asked if you're going to a funeral, you would just buy more black clothes.
"Nice outfit, are you going to a funeral?"
"Yeah, yours." *Hair flip* "Bye."
2. Shopping doesn't take long.
You walk in a store, head straight to the black clothes, and are out of the store in no time. Shopping with other people is just excruciating because they have to look at all the other colors. Ugh.
3. When you find something you like and it doesn't come in black, it's like your whole world is falling apart.
What do they expect you to do, wear a bright color? No, thanks.
4. Doing laundry is as basic as it gets.
You don't have to worry about bleach or color catchers. You just throw it in the washer with some detergent and you're done. Bam.
5. Once people get to know you they tell you that they were a little scared of you at first.
You don't hate it. How could you not be intimidated by someone dressed head to toe in black? Even if they really are the least intimidating person in the world.
6. You don't have to worry about finding the perfect LBD.
Your closet is filled with LBDs. Every dress you buy is black, and
7. You can throw on the first outfit you see and still look as put together as when you spend an hour picking out an outfit.
I'd like to see you colorful clothes wearers throw on the first three articles of clothing you see in your closet. When all your clothes are black you can wear whatever you want and still slay.
8. You don't have to get rid of your clothes a month after you buy them when they go out of style.
Black anything is classic. It will never go out of style.
9. Everything you own can be dressed up or dressed down.
You could wear the same outfit to class and then out for dinner just by changing accessories. Black is appropriate for any occasion.
10. You always look super serious about life.
You could be the least serious person in the world, but with an all-black outfit you look like you're ready to take on the world at any time.
11. You also always look "sad."
People always say you look sad or mad. You're not, you just like dark colors.
12. "What are you wearing?" Texts from friends are always easy to answer.
13. Nothing compares to when the whole squad is matching in all black.
*Slays*
