Not everyone has the blessing, or curse, of being raised in a family you can count on two hands. It has its ups and downs, but there are some things that you simply cannot escape.
1. Everyone knows everything, even before you tell them
2. Everyone is always communicating
3. Someone is always fighting
4. There is a gathering for every occasion, birthdays, minimally important holidays, you name it
5. You can't hide your hangover
6. There's never a shortage of alcohol
7. Or food
8. There is a place for everyone to nap
9. New members are not treaded on lightly
10. They're all crazy, but you love them anyways
Hopefully you love your family through all their antics, shenanigans and horrible jokes. I'm sure they love you back even more.