10 things that are more likely to happen / are more loyal than GMU Wifi,
1. Professors giving you a curve
2. My Ex Boyfriend
3.Keeping a new years resolution till December
4. Having an un-cracked iphone for 3 years
5. Getting an A in Calculus, Biosdiversoty and General Chen 2 in one semester
6. No line at Chickfila
7. No traffic on your commute to class
8. The weather to stay constant in one weeks time
9. Panera letting you take a free drink
10. Batman beating Superman