WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, pardon my enthusiasm. So, the Honorable Mr. Donald J. Trump was finally sworn in as our 45th president today. As a Marine, this brings hella joy to my heart. Motto boner to the max! Hopefully he'll serve as well as the previous presidents have, but I suppose only time will tell. So, without further adieu, the real reason why you're trying to read this article without crying is because Hillary didn't win, his presidency, and who he's got backing him.

So when I say that America is being run by generals (mostly Marine Corps, oorah) and Mr. Trump, know I'm not lying. For his pick for Secretary of Defense, he chose retired general James "Mad Dog" Mattis. The man, the myth, the legend. As the 11th Commander of U.S Central Command and top dog of the Marine Corps who let no shit slide, you best believe that if we go to war, we will win.

For the position of Secretary of Homeland Security, he chose retired general John Francis Kelly, who was in charge of U.S. Southern Command, a very large area. I'm pretty sure that if he can command the area of continents, he can protect America from any kinda dumb shit that flies through the fan. Good choice sir.

Finally for his National Security Advisor, retired Lieutenant General Michael Thomas Flynn, who was the 18th director of the Defense Intelligence Agency. He probably knows everything about everything. While I was eating crayons, he was working for Trump. Oh wait, that's today, shit. Anyway, HA! Go America!

Now I'm not political or anything so if I offended you, I don't care. I'm not here for your emotions. In conclusion, go Trump! Make America great again. I think I'm forgetting something... oh yeah! Semper Fi and skate on crazies.