Washington - A spokesman for the incoming Trump administration confirmed to the media yesterday that Tom Brady will be among many A-list celebrities to perform at Friday's inauguration.

Brady who has described Trump as a "good friend" will throw an NFL-sized football as far as he can into the crowd on the National Mall immediately following the performance of the National Anthem during the inauguration. "Whoever catches it will get a free t-shirt with Trump's face photoshopped onto the Patriot's logo," said Brady during a press conference yesterday.

Brady's performance is among the all-star lineup of inaugural performers including Three Doors Down and Toby Keith. Compared to the meager lineup of performers at the previous Obama inaugurations like Beyonce, U2, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Denzel Washington, and Tom Hanks, the Trump inaugural performers will surely leave a memorable impression on both viewers and attendees. "I really like the idea of having a band that makes your ears bleed play for someone who makes your ears bleed. It's really come full circle for this inauguration," said local resident John McKinney.