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True Testimonials: The New Chipotle

The new Chipotle location downtown is creatin' some buzz.

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True Testimonials: The New Chipotle

I asked some friends how they felt about the new location on King Street (right across from Moe's). Clearly there is a wide scale of opinion:

"I am very excited. I've eaten Chipotle more times than I have breathed on this earth. And the guacamole. The guacamole is *@&#%!$ dank. And I know it's extra. But it's so #!@&^$ good and I feel like a white girl when I order it but whatever." - Nick Rowley

"I'm unhappy about it and I think that Chipotle is overrated and opening up across from Moe's is a huge dick move. Too much hype." - Bailey Crump

"I feel whole again. A part of me was missing and the new Chipotle will fill that hole.....SUCK IT MOES." - Cori Futrovsky

"Less of a line at Moe's for me, am I right?" - Brendan Geiling

"I feel like it's going to be way too crowded all the time for anyone to actually want to go there." - Blair Ambrose

"I'm ecstatic. I'm questioning my sexuality." - Jack Cusick

"I'm simultaneously stoked but disappointed at the same time because it took so long to open that I'm going to graduate now and move before I can really get good use out of it. Why did it take two years to become a reality? Moe's and La Hacienda suck while Juanita's is too expensive." - Robin Fiorenza

"I can't wait to explore the menu with my tastebuds deeper than I ever have before since it's closer to my house now. I will triumph through storms to reach my conquest of barbacoa." - Bailey Fulton

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