Okay so probably not serious enough to be on MTV, but I am completely serious. I just love birthdays... My birthday, friends' birthdays, strangers' birthdays, and most importantly Jesus' birthday. Most people think it is kind of unusual that I will be the first person to get turnt in the honor of their birth, but it is totally normal for me. I mean completely. I get excited at the mere mention of a birthday, and then of course I have to remember it due to the celebration that comes along with it.

Birthdays are the one day a year to celebrate you blessing the world with your presence. That is the day God said, "Okay I think the world is officially ready for you." That alone is cause for a celebration. Why would not you want to celebrate being brought into the world however many years ago? And if you do not want to celebrate it? Too bad. We are going to. Or at the bare minimum, I will celebrate it. After all, somebody has to. God would be disappointed if nobody celebrated.

And I am definitely not saying I am going to make your birthday all about me, or even all about my obsession with birthdays. I just know everyone wants to get turnt for their birthdays and they need someone willing to be just as turnt. I am always willing to be said person for birthdays. You should be ever so grateful to know someone like me that is willing to make a big deal about your special day.

Just remember, you may think I am crazy now but on your birthday you will be grateful that I am obsessed with birthdays.