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True Life: Chick-fil-A Sauce Changed My Life

Raise your hand if you're in a committed relationship with a saucy little thing. You know who you are.

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True Life: Chick-fil-A Sauce Changed My Life

Ah, Chick-fil-A sauce. We know its name and even its story. For me, it's a true love story to say the least. Love at first sight, even. Just kidding. Like all good relationships, I kind of hated the sauce when I first tasted it. I was iffy and cautious because I had already claimed my favorite sauce at Chick-fil-A, Polynesian sauce. Or as you may know it, the lesser of the two. I still remember the first time I tried Chick-fil-A sauce, it was my junior year of high school. I was a little late in the game, and I didn't know what I was missing until I tasted it for the second or third time. These are ways Chick-fil-A sauce and all its mustard and barbeque-ness have changed my life for the better. Or just relatable things all Chick-fil-A addicts have experienced. My life hasn't been the same since.

1. That moment when you first tried it.

Luckily, Chick-fil-A sauce holds no grudges.

2. That moment when you realize first impressions are always wrong.

Things weren't so great at first, but that's why Chick-fil-A sauce is the Chuck Bass to my Blair Waldorf. We were meant to be.

4. Not needing anything to dip into the sauce, except your face.

Go ahead. You know you want to.

5. That initial moment of panic when you don't see the sauce in your Chick-fil-A bag.

It's happened to the best of us. Breathe. Check again. This is similar to the feeling you get when you think you've lost your phone but you're actually holding it (this happens to me too often).

6. Getting your friends to try it and watching them like a proud mother.

Knowing your friends deserve a sauce that is going to treat them right, yes girl please leave that Chick-fil-A Ranch sauce behind. You know you can do better. #preach

7. Getting emotional just holding it.

It's probably like the way you'll feel when you first hold your child after giving birth. I'm sure even that doesn't compare, though.

8. Crying if they forgot to give you your sauce.

No, really. This happened to me once. I got home and they had forgotten my Chick-fil-A sauce, and I have never been that emotionally unstable. Not my proudest moment.

9. Politely judging your friends who get another sauce at Chick-fil-A.

Just kidding. I'm not politely judging, I'm disgusted. How could you?

10. When the Chick-fil-A employee hooks you up with more than two packages.

No, please, it's been my pleasure. Also, I love you.

11. That moment when your fingers are covered in the sauce, but you don't even care.

I have one thing to say for this and that is: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

12. Having a stash of Chick-fil-A sauce hidden in your dresser.

You know, just in case there's a zombie apocalypse. Oh, this is just me? Awkward.

“I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”-"The Fault In Our Stars"

Yes, Chick-fil-A sauce, I'm talking to you.

I know reading this article made your mouth water, so go ahead and make yourself some Chick-fil-A sauce, I won't judge. Dig in.

P.S. I wasn't paid by Chick-fil-A to endorse the sauce, but if you hear anything from headquarters let them know I'd be fine with payments in the form of Chick-fil-A sauce...

Sincerely,

A girl madly in love

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