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True Life Confessions Of An Ice Cream Addict

It's an adventure.

Amy Mueller

Nov 22, 2016

Wayne State College

True Life Confessions Of An Ice Cream Addict

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“Hi, my name is Amy.”

In unison, “Hi, Amy.”

“And I am addicted to ice cream.”

Now, I know this may come as a shock to some people and to others they might be thinking, it’s about damn time she admits the truth. I have come to the realization that after eating a full course meal, it being 32 degrees outside and I STILL want to go get icecream...I might have a problem.

Now I know I am not the only ice cream addict out there. Shoutout to all my other DQ, McFlurry, midnight pint eating crazies out there, you are all living your life like it’s your last day and I am proud to be apart of such a risk taking, never knowing when our last day is going to come, group.

I know that loving ice cream as much as I do and truly craving it every single day, sometimes multiple times a day, can be a problem but I also look at it as an adventure...like, what is the new flavor of the month going to be? When are there going to be some good deals at Pac n Save? Ya never know when you’re going to get ice cream, it’s an impulse decision that not only makes my heart and stomach happy but it makes me realize that if today was my last day, if I were to die after I finish this mint-oreo blizzard, I will be okay.

Being addicted to ice cream isn’t the worse thing to happen to a person. I mean i am just addicted to a concoction of milk, sugar, and some type of unhealthy candy or topping. I could be addicted to alcohol, some hardcore drug, or caffeine but then again when you wake up at 2:04 a.m. panting and sweating because I just had a dream that ice cream will be made illegal and you are no longer allowed to eat it...I may or may not be a true life ice cream addict that needs some help.

I know that someday, when my metabolism slows down, and I actually have to watch what I eat I will cry, for a few days or so, knowing that ice cream will no longer be allowed to be in my everyday meal plan. But until then folks LET US EAT. To my fellow ice cream addicts when you are sitting there unable to eat anymore and then it hits you...I want ice cream, GO GET IT. LIFE IS SHORT...pull an all nighter, binge watch

The Office and EAT THE ICE CREAM.

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kind of the same thing."

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!