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11 Things That Are True If You’re The GOAT Goat Owner

You can’t hide your love for your goats, and that’s why you’re the GOAT goat owner.

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11 Things That Are True If You’re The GOAT Goat Owner
JaelAnn Hoover

When I was 5-years-old, I begged my mother to let me buy a goat. Using the spare-change-jar, I bought five goats.

I may be biased, but I believe that anyone that owns a goat is the GOAT (greatest of all time).

Here are 11 things that are true for GOAT goat owners!

1. You know that goats are the greatest of all time animal

They’re literally the GOAT.

2. You've learned that goats are like potato chips

You can't have just one.

3. You know that goats can be stubborn

Sometimes, you have to let it goat.

4. Because they're stubborn, they can be picky eaters

Despite what some say, goats are picky eaters.

5. Goat anatomy is complicated

They have four stomach compartments.

6. You'll do anything for your goats


Why wouldn't you when they've goat your back?

7. Goats need goat treats

You just have goat to be careful when giving them treats.

8. You don't understand people that don't like goats

You say don't like goats? You're kidding me.

9. You can handle any situation

You've goat it under control.

10. You've learned to ignore the haters

You say you don't like me and my goats? OK, whatever floats your goat.

11. You can't hide your love for your goats

And that's why you're the GOAT goat owner!

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