When I was 5-years-old, I begged my mother to let me buy a goat. Using the spare-change-jar, I bought five goats.
I may be biased, but I believe that anyone that owns a goat is the GOAT (greatest of all time).
Here are 11 things that are true for GOAT goat owners!
1. You know that goats are the greatest of all time animal
They’re literally the GOAT.
2. You've learned that goats are like potato chips
You can't have just one.3. You know that goats can be stubborn
Sometimes, you have to let it goat.4. Because they're stubborn, they can be picky eaters
Despite what some say, goats are picky eaters.
5. Goat anatomy is complicated
They have four stomach compartments.
6. You'll do anything for your goats
Why wouldn't you when they've goat your back?
7. Goats need goat treats
You just have goat to be careful when giving them treats.
8. You don't understand people that don't like goats
You say don't like goats? You're kidding me.
9. You can handle any situation
You've goat it under control.
10. You've learned to ignore the haters
You say you don't like me and my goats? OK, whatever floats your goat.
11. You can't hide your love for your goats
And that's why you're the GOAT goat owner!