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10 Signs You Are Actually Human Garbage (In A Good Way)

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10 Signs You Are Actually Human Garbage (In A Good Way)
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1.You have literally perfected the messy bun.

And your friends don't even recognize you when your hair is down... that's how often you wear a messy bun.

2. Your go-to outfit involves a giant t-shirt and/or oversized sweatshirt and athletic legwear.

If your clothes can't double as super cozy pajamas, you just don't know how to exist.

3. All your friends want to go out. All you want to do is drink wine and watch Netflix.

It's even better when your cat joins in your laziness.

4. You can quote "The Office" word for word because you've watched it so many times.

And then you thank God because Chili's to go allowed you to take that delicious burger and nachos back to your couch.

5.Tina from Bob's Burgers is your spirit animal.

You definitely know how to spot the boys on campus with perfect butts.

6. You know just how much makeup you have to wear to look alive and not like a zombie.

Some mornings, all I put on are my eyebrows. No one wants to see me without eyebrows.

7. You aren't afraid to eat a slice of cake. Or two. Or the entire cake.

Show those calories who's boss!

8. You're lucky if you make it to the gym a couple of times a week.

Exercising is hard. The most exercise you regularly do is running late! *ba dum tsss*

9. You'd rather eat a 20-piece Chicken McNugget than go to the gym.

The one man you've always been able to count on was good old Ronald McDonald!

10. But even when the world gets you down, you're too empty inside to care!

You keep being you, you strong, smart, dead inside woman!

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