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30 Of Weirdest Things People Have Said

Have you ever heard walked by someone talking on the phone or to a friend and just heard the weirdest thing? Here's a list of things just like that

Keelin Macken

Jan 09, 2018

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As humans we all make mistakes, while some of those mistakes are just slipping up on your words and tripping while others are quite large such as spilling water on your computer. We all have made at least one mistake when speaking, whether it was saying the wrong word or just saying a really weird phrase, here's a list of some of the weirdest and funniest things people have said.

1. Of Course Elmo would win

2. Sometimes, I think that people don't exist

3. I fell asleep halfway through my quiz and when I woke up I just bubbled random answers and got an 100

4. The Illuminati is way better than the government

5. I told them not to make waffles and what do they do, they burn them

6. Of course it wouldn't work. It would

7. Anything's flammable if you try hard enough

8. Person A: The government's corrupt

Person B: Yeah, me too

9. Does Bruno Mars is gay?

10. Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross the dang road

11. Heal heal tail of a frog

12. Gotta let me say my line first man

13. Isn't Rome in Russia?

14. I don't self abuse, I abuse others

15. You're stupid at thinking

16. Give up if you want to but don't try if you don't have to

17. I'm the death maker

18. I will make Texas a new country

19. You're supposed to hit other people

20. I don't have PMS! - a guy

21. What the, that's not what I want, actually, nope, well, ehh

22. Ah, his curly hair is... hair

23. I will pounce dammit

24. Oh my god it's trash not trashy, my life is a lie

25. It's a real fake organ

26. You don't deserve the name of igloo

27. Do you have boneless pizza?

28. dam... oh no the r n looked like an m

29. Sometimes I can't tell if my life is stupid or if I'm stupid

30. Your words sound rounder

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30 Of Weirdest Things People Have Said

Have you ever heard walked by someone talking on the phone or to a friend and just heard the weirdest thing? Here's a list of things just like that

1. Of Course Elmo would win

2. Sometimes, I think that people don't exist

3. I fell asleep halfway through my quiz and when I woke up I just bubbled random answers and got an 100

4. The Illuminati is way better than the government

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8. Person A: The government's corrupt

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12. Gotta let me say my line first man

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15. You're stupid at thinking

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17. I'm the death maker

18. I will make Texas a new country

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20. I don't have PMS! - a guy

21. What the, that's not what I want, actually, nope, well, ehh

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25. It's a real fake organ

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28. dam... oh no the r n looked like an m

29. Sometimes I can't tell if my life is stupid or if I'm stupid

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1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

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1. “Oh, so you/your family are immigrants!”

2. “Is Puerto Rico near Mexico?”

3. “Do you speak Puerto Rican?”

4. “You look too light/dark to be Puerto Rican.”

5. “Do I need my passport to go to Puerto Rico?”

6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

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