As humans we all make mistakes, while some of those mistakes are just slipping up on your words and tripping while others are quite large such as spilling water on your computer. We all have made at least one mistake when speaking, whether it was saying the wrong word or just saying a really weird phrase, here's a list of some of the weirdest and funniest things people have said.

1. Of Course Elmo would win

2. Sometimes, I think that people don't exist

3. I fell asleep halfway through my quiz and when I woke up I just bubbled random answers and got an 100

4. The Illuminati is way better than the government

5. I told them not to make waffles and what do they do, they burn them

6. Of course it wouldn't work. It would

7. Anything's flammable if you try hard enough

8. Person A: The government's corrupt

Person B: Yeah, me too

9. Does Bruno Mars is gay?

10. Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross the dang road

11. Heal heal tail of a frog

12. Gotta let me say my line first man

13. Isn't Rome in Russia?

14. I don't self abuse, I abuse others

15. You're stupid at thinking

16. Give up if you want to but don't try if you don't have to

17. I'm the death maker

18. I will make Texas a new country

19. You're supposed to hit other people

20. I don't have PMS! - a guy

21. What the, that's not what I want, actually, nope, well, ehh

22. Ah, his curly hair is... hair

23. I will pounce dammit

24. Oh my god it's trash not trashy, my life is a lie

25. It's a real fake organ

26. You don't deserve the name of igloo

27. Do you have boneless pizza?

28. dam... oh no the r n looked like an m

29. Sometimes I can't tell if my life is stupid or if I'm stupid

30. Your words sound rounder