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Top 10 Football Teams Of The 2017-2018 Season

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Top 10 Football Teams Of The 2017-2018 Season
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This week lets recap the season and look at the best teams in the NFL. This year, one lucky contender proved all the haters wrong and had an amazing season. A perfect one, in fact. This is my personal list of top teams this year, so let's take a look!

10. San Francisco 49ers (6-10)

You guys were doing so well with only one disappointment of a game and managing to keep pace with the vaunted Cleveland Browns, and then you had to trade for Jimmy Garappolo. This disappointment lead you guys to win 5 games in a row. Five! And then you go and sign him to a five year contract worth over 135 million dollars? What the heck is wrong with you guys?

9. Miami Dolphins (6-10)

Well, you've certainly come a long way from the days of being a 14-0 team, or even since since the Dan Marino days. Keep it up, and one day you could be just like the Giants, or even the Browns!

8. New York Jets (5-11)

Ah, yes. This team gave birth to the butt-fumble, one of Football's most iconic plays. Though this season wasn't quite as spectacular as that one, you've definitely kept with that tradition. Keep up the (good) work!

7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-11)

You guys were trying to relive your glory days, weren't you? Unfortunately, the legendary exploit of your former selves. going through a 26 game losing streak is behind you.

6. Denver Broncos (5-11)

In two years you guys have gone from Superbowl champions, the lowest of the low, to 5-11 people who couldn't find the end zone with a map, a flashlight, and written instructions. Bravo!

5. Chicago Bears (5-11)

Even your new QB was only good enough to net you fifth place. Not only are you bad at being bad, but you're bad at being good, too.

4. Houston Texans (4-12)

You guys are still around? It's days like this that made me wish we still had the Houston Oilers.

3. Indianapolis Colts (4-12)

After placing third on this list, the Colts have not only lost the race for best, but you've also lost your head coach and the one that was supposed to replace him. In this offseason, you guys are the real losers.

2. New York Giants (3-13)

It's a pity that your coach, Ben Macadoodle (Macaroni? McDonald's?) got sacked. He was doing so well too. I guess that what they say is true: second place is really the first loser.

1. Cleveland Browns (0-16)

Congratulations! You've done it! You now have the distinction of being the second team to have a perfect 16 game season, after the Detroit Lions (Who don't appear to be on this list. Oh how the mighty fall.) May your achievements live in infamy for as long as those who remember it!

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