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Do Top Ranked Players Have Top Tier Booty?

Don't you just love "baes" ball pants?

Sydney Kadinger
Apr 13, 2016
Indiana University - Purdue University Indianapolis
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Do Top Ranked Players Have Top Tier Booty?
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Dear Dudes, With baseball season beginning, you may start to see your wife, girlfriend or any sort of lady friend becoming even more excited than you to watch the games. Not for the beer, amazing athletes, and love of the game but rather, the baseball pants.

Baseball booty has been looked at as some of the greatest since they put on those pinstripes in 1907. I looked at USA Today's, award winning, top 200 fantasy baseball rankings to discover the top 15 players for this upcoming season. The question is though, do these top men have the butt to match?

15. José Abreu - 1st Basemen for the White Sox

This Cuban stud not only has a slugging percentage of over .500 but that booty is over 9000!

14. Miguel Cabrera - 1st Basement for the Tigers

A back to back American League MVP with a back side to match!

13. A.J. Pollock - Outfielder for the Diamondbacks

A.J. currently has a fractured elbow, but don't worry, his butt is still perfect!

12. Manny Machado - 3rd Baseman for the Orioles

Manny with the phenomenal fanny!

11. Giancarlo Stanton - Outfielder for the Marlins

This powerhouse hitter lead the National League in homers in 2014 and is leading my eyes to that squeezable booty. BTW if you haven't seen his stripped down photos... mmm...

10. Nolan Arenado - 3rd Baseman for the Rockies

Look at that butt! Don't you just wanna grab it?!?

9. José Altuve - 2nd Baseman for the Astros

José Altuve with the cutest little bootay!

8. Josh Donaldson - 3rd Baseman for the Blue Jays

Josh... your hair is beautiful, your butt is beautiful, you are beautiful.

7. Carlos Correa - Short Stop for the Astros

The Astros two middle infielders really know how to represent their... Astros

6. Andrew McCutchen - Outfielder for the Pirates

You can run, Mccutcheon, but you cannot hide that beautiful butt.

5. Anthony Rizzo - 1st Baseman for the Cubs

Rizz - O my God Becky....

4. Clayton Kershaw - Pitcher for the Dodgers

*currently moving to LA to stalk the Dodger's pitcher

3. Paul Goldschmidt - 1st Baseman for the Diamondbacks

Holy Schmidt...

2. Bryce Harper - Outfielder for the Nationals

I would go through the probability of getting arrested and run out to right field to get a hand on Bryce Harper. He was the 2012 Rookie of the Year, 2015 National League Most Valuable Player, MLB Person of the Year and recipient of the Hank Aaron Award PLUS he's absolutely gorgeous from head to butt to cleat.

1. Mike Trout - Outfielder for the Angels

In his debut year, he won the 2012 American League Rookie of the Year Award. He's a four-time All-Star and a two-time All-Star Game MVP. In 2014 he was awarded American League Most Valuable Player and the Hank Aaron Award. Michael is a stud. I love watching him play, not just because his butt can match with that number 1 title, but because he is seen as one of the most exceptional players of this day.

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