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27 'New Girl' Quotes You Can Use In Everday Conversations With Your College Roommates

"I just panicked ordered $200 worth of Chinese food."

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27 'New Girl' Quotes You Can Use In Everday Conversations With Your College Roommates
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For all the times that Schmidt happens this semester, here are 27 quotes from "New Girl" that are too relatable to our college lives:

For when you get up at your first alarm...

For when you hit the delusional stage of late night study sessions...

For when you realize the homework is not getting done...

For when your roommate comes home to find you in the same position on the couch she left you in six hours ago...

For when how single you are really hits you...

For when your mom calls and asks if you're taking care of yourself...

For when you spot a cutie...

For when you're going through some stuff...

For when you've read so much textbook that your eyes are sore...

For when you fail the test you actually studied for...

For when you're trying to figure out who really has your back...

For when you find yourself in way over your head...

For when you're hungry but don't want to do dishes...

For when you're trying to bulk up your resume...

For when you accidentally say something weird in front of new people...

For when you're feeling particularly stressed...

For when you REALLY start to realize how single you are...

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For when you get into your groove and realize what a boss ass bitch you are...

For when you eat your first meal outside the dining hall in months...

For when someone asks you what you want to do with your life...

For when someone notices you doing stupid shit with your friends...

For when you look through your Snapchat memories from the night before...

For when all your friends are busy but you're bored...

For when you find out at 10 pm that you have an assignment due the next day...

For when someone tells you something you did NOT want to hear...

When Friday rolls around after a really long week...

For when you finally find your people...

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