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The Top 15 Jersey Quotes For Your Instagram Captions

Pump Fists, Not Gas

Nan Rittenhouse
May 20, 2018
Fordham University
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The Top 15 Jersey Quotes For Your Instagram Captions
@jerseyshore Instagram

Summers here! For all the college kids going home, this could mean endless photos of your hometown and home friends. If you are from New Jersey and go to school out of state, it sometimes feels like you spend too much time defending it. “No, it’s not like the Jersey Shore all the time,” feels too common. For the people from New Jersey, here are clever ways to celebrate your state on the IG. Use well and enjoy!


1. Jersey girls pump fists, not gas

2. Does Central Jersey even exist?

3. Pork Roll or Taylor Ham?

4. Turnpike or Parkway?

5. What exit?

6. Seriously? A Jersey Slide?

7. Welcome to "Dirty Jersey"

8. If you're lucky enough to live by the shore, you're lucky enough

9. "The boardwalk was where all of New Jersey came together; where New Jersey for better or worse, met itself." -Junot Diaz

10. Jersey Strong baby!

11. "Nothing matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey girl" -Bruce Springsteen

12. "Everything is legal in New Jersey" -Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda

13. "Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore" -Jersey Shore

14. "You call me burnt toast, Oompa Loompa, orange freak--as long as I know I'm tan, call me whatever you want" -Snooki, Jersey Shore

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