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The 8 Guys You Should Definitely Swipe Left On

These guys have red flags waving high, and I am ready to swipe left.

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The 8 Guys You Should Definitely Swipe Left On

I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of the app Tinder, that released in 2012, in which you swipe right if you're interested in the person or swipe left if you're not. This hookup app is popular among the college aged community. For me, I enjoy just talking to new people and maybe going on a date with them if the conversation is going well, but it seems that some guys are taking this app to another level with their conversation tricks and pickup lines. These are the top 8 guys to swipe left on Tinder.

8. The Hunting Guy

This is the guy who has every picture of himself holding a dead animal or wearing camo, or both. Don't get me wrong, I am not against hunting and camo, but I am certainly don't want to see a bloody animal you've killed when swiping on Tinder.

7. The Weed Guy

This is the guy who is probably down to chill or hook-up, but he's honestly just on Tinder looking for a dealer or some friends to smoke bud with.

6. The McDonald's Guy

This is the guy who is 30 and working at McDonald's and probably has always worked at McDonald's and probably always will.

5. The Crime Guy

This is the guy who's asking for a getaway driver for various crimes in his bio. He also mentions that he likes puppies, which is why someone may swipe right, i.e. me. I wanted to see what this guy actually meant. His pickup lines includes "Ready to kidnap some damn cute puppies?" Tempting, but I'm going to pass.

4. The Hook-up Guy

This is the guy who is only looking for hook-ups and nothing substantial at all, ever. I understand that Tinder has become a hook-up app rather than a dating app, but I'd like to have an actual conversation if I'd hook-up with you (which I wouldn't because I'm not a hook-up kind of girl).

3. The Threesome Guy

This is the guy whose profile is actually for him and his girlfriend who are sexually bored with each other, so they've resorted to "looking for a third" on Tinder.

2. The Booty Call Guy

This is the guy you run into on Tinder that seems nice and has got cute photos on his profile, and you think the conversation will be good, until he slides into your DMs with the "Swiggity Swooty, I wanna put it in your booty," and next thing you know, you're unmatching him.

1. The Fruity Guy

You probably thought this would be a different type of guy, but this is the guy who uses the overused pickup line question including the iconic fruit, "If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds." What a guy. What a gentleman. What a swipe left.

If you think I am kidding, my friends and I have seriously come across guys such as these on Tinder. I had always heard of people having bad experiences with people on Tinder, but these guys have got red flags waving high, and I am ready to swipe left.

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