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Top 7 Reasons To Bathe In Raw Onions And Garlic

The answers (and the smell) may surprise you!

Radel Huley
Sep 01, 2016
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Top 7 Reasons To Bathe In Raw Onions And Garlic
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Did you think raw onions and garlic were only good for cooking? Or maybe you thought that cooking aforementioned foods was exclusively for entering the body from external to internal back to external in a shit-fury love story about the comings and goings of life's most temporary yet memorable Italian foods. Well, if you were thinking that way, you must know that you've been wrong your whole life. Garlic and onions are great for everything. And I mean ev-er-y-thin-g. Here's a list for you in case you don't have the imagination to think these glorious garlic-onion opportunities up yourself.

1. It keeps the vampires away while you're sleeping.

2. It keeps the creepy boys away.

3.YOU GET TO BE YOUR OWN MARINARA SAUCE.

4. It's actually good for you!

http://pioneerthinking.com/beauty/garlic-onion-for-hair-loss-remedy

5. E x f o l i a t e your body girl!

(Check lush's cosmetic warrior for more proof). http://www.lushusa.com/face/masks/cosmetic-warrior...

6. People expect you to get bitter when you're roasted for too long! This gives you more reason to be the bad-ass-straight-faced bitch you already are.


7. YOU NOW HAVE EXCUSES TO HAVE WATERY EYES IN PUBLIC.

Did you see a puppy? Cry about It!

If you need any more proof, just rub a clove of garlic on your chest and hit the club. You'll be getting stares all night long!

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