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The Top 6 Ways To Spot A Bro At College

You can spot them a mile away thanks to their "No Homo Moped Hold."

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The Top 6 Ways To Spot A Bro At College
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We’ve all seen them. Every campus has them. You know you love them. Bros. They’re an essential part of every college campus. Here are six ways to find one on your campus:

1. The “No Bromance Moped Hold”


We’ve all seen this hold. Two dudes on a moped. There are about 12 inches of space between them. The bro on the back is either going hands-free or is holding onto the seat beneath him. Anything he can possibly do to not wrap his arms around the bro in front of him.

2. They support Old Row anything

We’re talking t-shirts We’re talking key chains. Almost every bro follows the Old Row account on Instagram and they for sure like every pic.

3. They will more than likely have a dog with them


I just wanna know where they get these dogs??? They’re like the new generation of Paris Hilton--they always have a dog with them. It could be a ploy to get female attention (which is probably an added bonus for them), but bros just love dogs like the rest of us.

4. Their favorite outfit is a jersey over sweatshirt


Versatile, but in a backward way.

5. If they’re not in the daily uniform mention above, then bros are often sporting a sorority function shirt


The ever-present question is: Is he actually dating someone in the sorority or did he go just to get the t-shirt?

6. Most importantly, the friendship between one bro and another sets them apart from any other friend group


There’s just have a vibe between them. You can just tell that they’re besties. They’d die for one another. We must protect this bond more than anything else in this world because men have finally found a safe place to express themselves emotionally.

Next time you spot a bro, send a special thought. They’re what makes the world turn.

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