1. May 31, 2017
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
followed by:
"Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!"
No one can deny that the confusion caused by the covfefe tweets was hilarious. Some humor in 2017 was much-needed, so thank you Mr. President.
2. November 11, 2017
"Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!"
Well, I think it's obvious why this one's here. By announcing that he would NEVER call Kim Jong Un short and fat, he is indeed calling Kim Jong Un short and fat.
3. July 2, 2017
"#FraudNewsCNN #FNN"
Trump decided that Americans needed a visual aid to accompany his accusations of fake news in the media.
4. July 12, 2017
"The W.H. is functioning perfectly, focused on Healthcare, Tax Cuts/Reform & many other things. I have very little time for watching T.V."
The man who has time to tweet all throughout the day, often about what is happening on the T.V. is trying to say that he is so busy being president that he has no spare time. Also, can we just address the random capitalization in this tweet?
5. September 30, 2017
"Such poor leadership ability by the Mayor of San Juan, and others in Puerto Rico, who are not able to get their workers to help."
Yes, Trump's ability to toss paper towels into a crowd showed how his leadership could so greatly help the Puerto Rican people.