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10 Iconic Quotes From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

These quotes will definitely help you figure out your favorite housewife.

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10 Iconic Quotes From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

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As I have been rewatching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and have been living vicariously through their lives, I thought these quotes were too hilarious to not want to share.

#10

"I thought I had a stroke, but it was my false eyelashes, making one eye look smaller than the other." - Kyle Richards

#9

"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution." - Brandi Glanville

#8

"I have this Jesus complex, I think." - Camille Grammer

#7

"Are we taking the Bentley, mom?" -Little Portia

#6

"It's nice to know she's been eating, even if it's only diet pills." - Lisa Vanderpump

#5

Kyle: "You're not wanted." Brandi: "Excuse me, neither are you. Ask your husband."

#4

"I don't like bullshit and that's what I think you are." - Erika Girardi to Dorit Kemsley

#3

"I'm about to take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your ass." - Taylor Armstrong to Kim Richards

#2

"At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch." - Brandi Glanville to Kim Richards

#1

"My dog is pink, so why shouldn't my pussy be?" - Lisa Vanderpump

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