1. Oopma Loompa Trump
A shockingly accurate skin color, only highlighted by green hair that seems to cover more of his head than his actual hair.
2. Jaba The Trump
For some reason, his face just seems to fit exactly where Jaba's would be.
3. Man-bun Hottie
An absolute heart-breaker--only the hipsters will understand this aesthetic.
4.Silence of the Lambs
If only we could actually muzzle him.
5. How Trump Stole Christmas
This one is an actual photo of Trump talking to a young American Citizen, because he's so good with kids.