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The Top 5 Michael Scott Alter Egos

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Any fan of The Office looks forward to the moments when Michael Scott dresses up like one of his ~unique~ characters. Watching the show the other day made me realize just how relatable his countless altar-egos are. Here are my top 5 Michael Scott personas.

1. Michael Scarn

Let's be honest. Threat Level Midnight was the greatest piece of cinematography in our life time. If only I could see the movie all the way through. We've all wanted to be a spy at some point, and especially after we solve minor crimes like figuring out which roommate left their nasty take out in the den for 3 days or how to park without a pass on campus, we all channel our inner Michale Scarn.

2. Prison Mike

When we finally get out of a class that feels like a prison cell we tend to be a bit dramatic - just like Prison Mike. The worst part about the Haley Center is the dementors. Am I right or am I right?

3. Michael Klump

Michael Klump is all of us after we eat a little too much at the local Mexican restaurant. We've all been there. We feel like we've gained at least 20 pounds after consuming a quesadilla, rice, beans, and liquid gold (queso, that is). But let's all remember, no matter how bloated and terrible you feel, everyone around in that restaurant feels the same way and you can confidently say, "I am beautiful. They are beautiful. He is beautiful. That big fat pig is beautiful." Thanks for the encouragement, Mr. Klump.

4. Caleb Crawdad

I channel my inner Caleb Crawdad when I visit anywhere where people don't normally hear a southern accent. Sometimes you just have to milk that southern drawl for all it's worth. Can we all take a moment to remember that this episode ended in Michael, Dwight, and Andy in a standoff. Classic.

5. Date Mike

Date Mike is all of us when we're feeling a little too confident. Sometimes we need the extra confidence, but sometimes it might be a little much. No need for the alter-ego, people. Don't forget... Date Mike was no where to be found when the cute little lady from Nashua showed up in Scranton.

Honorable mentions: Michael the Magic, Blind Guy McSqueezy, Santa Bond, Mykonos and Carnac

No matter what altar-ego the beloved Michael Scott takes on, always keep in mind


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