*In no particular order because they are all classic Spongebob*
1. "Pizza Delivery"
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME.
2. "Chocolate with Nuts"
3. "Rock Bottom"
4. "The Fry Cook Games
5. "Sailor Mouth"
I know I wasn't the only one that tried to figure out which noise was which curse word.
6. "Band Geeks"
There's too many good quotes from this episode to even count.
7. "Patty Hype"
8. "Dying for Pie"
AKA the one where Squidward spends the whole day with Spongebob because he thinks he ate a bomb pie.
9. "Opposite Day"
"I'm Squidward, Squidward!"
10. "Graveyard Shift"
AKA the one with the Hash Slinging Slasher
11. "Club Spongebob"
"ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH"
12. "Frankendoodle"
13. "The Krusty Krab Training Video"
14. "SB- 129"
"Everything is chrome in the future!"
15. "Idiot Box"
"Imagination"
16. "Something Smells"
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
17. "Survival of the Idiots"
AKA: The one where Spongebob and Patrick get stuck in Sandy's Treehouse while she's hibernating.
18. "F.U.N"
"F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER, U IS FOR YOU AND ME, N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA"
19. "No Weenies Allowed"
20. "Big Pink Loser"
AKA: The one where Patrick tries to win an award.
21. "Jellyfishing"
"Firmly grasp it!"
22. "Squids Day Off"
23. "Wormy"
24. "Hall Monitor"
"Weee woo, Weee woo"
25. "Texas"
"Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?"
26. "Ripped Pants"
27. "Jellyfish Jam"
28. "Hooky"
"Does this look dangerous to you?"
29. "Just One Bite"
30. "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy"
~Bonus Gary Twerk gif~