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Kanye's Top 25 Tweets

The social media version of a Kanye rant.

Derry MacDermott

Dec 21, 2015

West Chester University

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Kanye's Top 25 Tweets

Kanye West is known for his outrageous remarks and lifestyle… But some people have not been introduced to the glory of his Twitter. He started his account in 2010 and since then he has sent out some of the most iconic tweets in all of Hollywood. He recently has deleted almost all of tweets, however, so here is an archive of some of the best. Here is a list of the top 25 Kanye West tweets! (Picture Yeezus himself reading these lines out loud as you go through the list... It makes the reading experience that much better.)

25. My favorite unit of measurement is “a shit load"

24. I don’t understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep awaking you asking if you want juice.

23. I’m ready to get out of my own way. The ego is overdone… it’s like hoodies

22. Hungover a bit… trying on suits

21. I love everyone … only thing I don’t like is taxes. me and taxes gone fight

20. Classical music is tight yo

19. Tell everyone at the label only use Gothic or Helvetic fonts for email blast unless I otherwise approve

18. Balenciaga said I can get no discount but what they failed to remember is.. I don’t need no discount!!! hahahaa

17. I always misspell genius SMH! The irony!

16. Sometimes I get emotional over fonts

15. Who’s seen the play Wicked? I’ve seen it 4 times! Other than loving the music acting and costumes… it’s my story!!!

14. Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car… It’s like yo this is a closed area… your clapping is waaay to loud!!! Hahahahahaaa”

13. I love commercial art!!! I know that sounds like an oxy moron and if I spelled that wrong I just sound like a moron lol!!!

12. How much is a shit load exactly? I’m assuming it’s more than a piss load.

11. I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh

10. I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn’t want to ruin the magic

9. I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!

8. Man…ninjas are kind of cool…I just don’t know any personally

7. sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary

6. I open the debate… The 2nd verse of New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time… meaning… OF ALL TIME I THE HISTORY OF RAP MUSIC, PERIOD

5. Man…whatever happened to my antique fish tank?

4. I love me

3. I just threw some kazoo on this bitch

2. Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference…not until I get the table though

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Even Josh Groban is aware of the genius... He sang a song about it on Jimmy Kimmel. Tweet on, Kanye. Tweet on.

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