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Top 25 Michael Scott Quotes

That's what she said.

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The man, the myth, and most importantly, the legend. He is a man of many names and faces. Some being, Michael Scarn, Ping, Prison Mike, and Michael Klump. He may not be the "Worlds Best Boss," but he always does everything in his power to be the "Worlds Funniest Boss." He's made us laugh, cry, and question ourselves. Although he might have been an ill fitted manager, by always bringing his emotional issues into the work space, he somehow gets the job done. As a part of society, he revived Scranton, Pennsylvania's dry atmosphere and not just by setting the fire sprinklers off. You can find him hosting the annual Dundies, or making new characters, he always has always left us satisfied and smiling. That's what she said.

1. Always motivating one to be the best they can be.


2. Me too Michael, me too...

3. Making time for everyone around him...for the most part.

4. I don't know if Michael knows the meaning of ASAP.

5. Praying that Michael Scott never becomes my doctor.

6. We all have that feeling.

7. Note to self: always wear contacts.

8. Good thing Dunder Mifflin is a paper company; and good thing paper is made from wood.


9. "Sometimes I just like waking up to the smell of bacon."


10. He somehow always knows what to say.


11. New business tactic.


12. To all who say Wikipedia isn't a reliable source.

13. Sometimes you just can't like someone, even if you don't try.

14. 'Cuz it's not.

15. Personally, my favorite line of all time.


16. Birthdays are a big deal.


17. Pickers can't be choosers.


18. Sometimes you just gotta....

19. Sorry Meredith, it happens.


20. Sometimes I feel bad for Toby.

21. Be both an early worm, and a night owl. Be like Michael.


22. You're out!


23. Ballers gunna ball.


24. "I know nothing."


25. Classic.

He is Michael Scott.


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