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Top 25 Mean Girls Quotes

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Top 25 Mean Girls Quotes

Every girl on this planet has seen Mean Girls not once, but at least 50 times. It's a girl's right of passage to religiously learn every line to the movie. No matter how many times you've watched it, it truly never gets old and you will never stop quoting it. While every line is a great line that you know immediately when you hear it, these are the best.

25. "I don’t think that my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."

24. "I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all carb diet. God Karen you're so stupid."

23. "There's a 30% percent chance it's already raining."

22. "The limit does not exist."

21. "She made out with a hot dog."

20. "On Wednesday's we wear pink."

19. "Nice wig Janice, what's it made of? You're mom's chest hair!"

18. "Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco."

17. "If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

16. "Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

15. "Is butter a carb?"

14. "Stop trying to make fetch happen."

13. "One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops."

12. "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, I can't help it that I'm so popular."

11. "How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?"

10. "Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now."

9. "This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you?"

8. "I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and we would all eat and be happy."

7. "Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die."

6. "I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."

5. "You can't sit with us!"

4. "I can't help it that I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina."

3. "She doesn't even go here."

2. "Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know. Oh god, love you."

And finally the best of all lines, the holy grail of all raps....Kevin G,

1. "Yo, Yo, Yo!
Aaaaaall, youuuuu
Suckah emcee's ain't got nothin' on me!
On my grades, on my lines. You can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred.
But forget what you heard,
I'm like James Bond the Third.
Sh-Sh-Shaken, not stirred. I'm Kevin Gnapoor.
The G is silent when I sneak in your door,
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy. You'll know it was me.
Cuz the next time you see her she be like 'Ohhh! Kevin G!!!'
Happy Holidays Everybody!"



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