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Top 20 Pickup Lines Only Appropriate On Election Day

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Top 20 Pickup Lines Only Appropriate On Election Day
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Pick up lines are slowly becoming something that no one should use ... ever. Luckily, Election Day is once every four years, so these pickup lines should help you score big this year!

1. You look independent, wanna join my party?

2. If going out with you was a referendum, I'd vote yes.

3. I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you exercise.

4. Here's my 'I voted' sticker, you can put it wherever you want.

5. This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

6. Room for one more ... in that voting booth?

7. Are you as free as America tonight?

8. What's your lawn sign?

9. If you're free tonight, you can have my vote.

10. I'll give you my tax return if you give me yours.

11. National debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

12. My feelings for you are anything but moderate.

13. There's no debating; I'm glad that we will be dating.

14. You won my heart by a landslide.

15. When it comes to you, I'm always a decided voter.

16. Keep calm and vote with me.

17. Let's make today elect-ric.

18. I always have time to pencil you in.

19. You can check off all of my boxes.

20. You're the a-poll of my eye.

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