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11 Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex Without Having To Lift A Finger

Being petty will make you feel better for a little while.

Mattye Crowder

Jan 17, 2017

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11 Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex Without Having To Lift A Finger

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Do you have a crappy ex?

One that cheated on you or treated you badly in general?

Are you looking for a way to get back at them?

Girls, especially, are great at being petty to make ourselves feel better, so here are a few ways you can make yourself feel temporarily better after your nasty break up with that stupid ex.

1. Use their email to subscribe to spam accounts.

2. Create a Tinder/dating page with their picture and info and put the settings on their un-preferred sex.

3. Have something delivered to their house with something written on it that throws shade.

For example: "Hope you finish this *insert food* as quickly as your finished your relationship with me."

4. Key their car.

Disclaimer: This is vandalism and highly illegal (and effective).

5. Date one of their friends or become good friends with one of their friends.

6. Go to the gym and post on social media how much you love your new lifestyle.

7. Change all of your Instagram captions with them to jokes about how terrible of a person they are.

8. Stay close with their family.

9. Do anything Carrie Underwood would suggest.

10. Become friends with their new boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend.

11. Invest in a voodoo doll and learn how to use it.

Remember, though. The best revenge is always doing better than they are!

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