11 Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex Without Having To Lift A Finger | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Swoon

11 Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex Without Having To Lift A Finger

Being petty will make you feel better for a little while.

970
11 Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex Without Having To Lift A Finger
John Tucker Must Die

Do you have a crappy ex?

One that cheated on you or treated you badly in general?

Are you looking for a way to get back at them?

Girls, especially, are great at being petty to make ourselves feel better, so here are a few ways you can make yourself feel temporarily better after your nasty break up with that stupid ex.

1. Use their email to subscribe to spam accounts.

2. Create a Tinder/dating page with their picture and info and put the settings on their un-preferred sex.

3. Have something delivered to their house with something written on it that throws shade.

For example: "Hope you finish this *insert food* as quickly as your finished your relationship with me."

4. Key their car.

Disclaimer: This is vandalism and highly illegal (and effective).

5. Date one of their friends or become good friends with one of their friends.

6. Go to the gym and post on social media how much you love your new lifestyle.

7. Change all of your Instagram captions with them to jokes about how terrible of a person they are.

8. Stay close with their family.

9. Do anything Carrie Underwood would suggest.

10. Become friends with their new boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend.

11. Invest in a voodoo doll and learn how to use it.

Remember, though. The best revenge is always doing better than they are!

Report this Content
Christmas tree
Librarian Lavender

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas is one of my personal favorite holidays because of the Christmas traditions my family upholds generation after generation. After talking to a few of my friends at college, I realized that a lot of them don't really have "Christmas traditions" in their family, and I want to help change that. Here's a list of Christmas traditions that my family does, and anyone can incorporate into their family as well!

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 5 Phases Of Finals

May the odds be ever in your favor.

1452
Does anybody know how to study
Gurl.com

It’s here; that time of year when college students turn into preschoolers again. We cry for our mothers, eat everything in sight, and whine when we don’t get our way. It’s finals, the dreaded time of the semester when we all realize we should have been paying attention in class instead of literally doing anything else but that. Everyone has to take them, and yes, unfortunately, they are inevitable. But just because they are here and inevitable does not mean they’re peaches and cream and full of rainbows. Surviving them is a must, and the following five phases are a reality for all majors from business to art, nursing to history.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

How To Prepare For The Library: Finals Edition

10 ways to prepare for finals week—beginning with getting to the library.

2843
How To Prepare For The Library: Finals Edition
Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash

It’s that time of year again when college students live at the library all week, cramming for tests that they should have started studying for last month. Preparing to spend all day at the library takes much consideration and planning. Use these tips to help get you through the week while spending an excessive amount of time in a building that no one wants to be in.

Keep Reading...Show less
girl roommates
StableDiffusion

Where do we begin when we start talking about our roommates? You practically spend every moment with them, they become your second family and they deal with you at your best and at your absolute worst. They are there to make you laugh just a little harder, cry a little less and make each day a little better. We often forget to thank them for the little things that they do to make college even a tiny bit easier and more fun. This list of 26 things are what you should thank your roommates for right this minute and every day that you live with them.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

20 Thoughts While Studying For Finals

I may or may not be stressing right now.

2921
Thoughts While Studying For Finals
StableDiffusion


That time of the semester has arrived once again, finals. The worst week ever. Who thought it was a good idea for all your classes to have exams all in the same week? Definitely not me. Here's 20 thoughts you may have studying for finals.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments