If you don't already know who Internet sensation Jacob Sartorius is, you're in for a treat. Vine, Instagram, Music.ly, Twitter, and apparent music star, 13-year-old Jacob Sartorius has been melting the hearts of prepubescent tween girls for, well, a year. He began by sharing his incredible talents with the app Music.ly, lip syncing to popular songs. From this, he somehow earned over 500,000 followers on Twitter, where he romantically professes his love and inspires thousands of very young fangirls who have smartphones. Because it is my duty to share important and life-changing information with the world, I have compiled the most inspiring tweets by the legendary Jacob Sartorius.

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Oh my gosh, he must be talking about you! Or the 500,000 other girls... Nope, he wants you.

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Wow, waffles are so clutch! He totally gets you!

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He knows your favorite song, too! What a heartthrob.

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Well, you and the other thousands of people he's tweeting to.

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The glasses. The tongue. The forehead wrinkles. This photo is a masterpiece.

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He's religious, too! He's the whole package, ladies.

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He's totally subtweeting about you.

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He's silly, too! This is a great candid photo.

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You're so cute! But here's a pic of me instead.

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This poor kid has been dealing with the single life for 13 long years. Someone needs to step up and take him out for waffles!

Okay, this was a little harsh, but it's all in good fun. The Internet is the home of some interesting people, and Jacob Sartorius is no exception. His tweets can be cringeworthy, but in the end he's just a kid trying to find love.