Let me start out by saying I am very biased.

I have an adorable little rescue dachshund named Bella, who has been my best friend for over 10 years. She was the runt of the litter and originated from an abusive breeder, but she has such a wonderful personality that it would be a crime not to make this article about her and her breed.

Here are 10 reasons your next pup should be a dachshund:

1. Puppy Form

Try and tell me that this isn’t the cutest darn pup you’ve ever laid your eyes on.

2. Stubby Little Legs

This thing is literally just a potato with legs. Their little stumps will take them far, though. Not to mention the small little holes in the yard they’ll make with those stumps.

3. Their Ears

Their ears give them so much expression. They’re fun to curl or watch fly in the wind when they enjoy a car ride. Sometimes they get dirty (depending on if you have a long hair like I do), but that just means they get a bath and look oh so cute while getting it.

4. Unconditional Love

Yes, all dogs give unconditional love, but dachshunds are unique in it. Because they are burrowers, they LOVE hiding inside your sheets or clothes. In the winter, mine is constantly in my hoodie with me with her head popping out of the neck hole.

5. No Counter Surfing

Refer to stubby legs. There’s no way they can jump up on the counter and steal your Thanksgiving turkey with those legs. Their puppy eyes when they beg, however, is a different story.

6. Lifespan

Dachshunds actually have a pretty good estimated lifespan. They can range from 12 to 17 years, but 20 is the oldest known dachshund.

7. Different Coats and Sizes

Dachshunds can come as miniature or standard. There are also dachshunds in between these two sizes that are only in the United Kingdom. On top of this, there are 3 different coat types. There’s smooth, longhair, and wirehair.

8. Incredibly Stylish

Mine has flaky, dandruff skin from her abusive breeder so she is no stranger to fashion. Many other dachshunds are dressed up on the internet as well, with the more popular style being a hot dog costume for obvious reasons

9. Portable

These little pups can be put in a purse, backpack, boat, car, train, plane, and more! They can fit just about anywhere.

10. Weiner Puns

After getting a dachshund, you will be a pro at weiner dog puns. Let’s not mention the countless shirts, socks and accessories with said puns on them.