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My Top 10 Most Guilty Habits

We all have a guilt list, this just happens to be mine.

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My Top 10 Most Guilty Habits
Kat Jayne

Whether it's biting our nails, zoning out when we're eating, or talking just a little too much, we all have a list of things that we're guilty of doing. It's simply human nature to create habits (good or bad), and these habits all join together to create our very own Guilt List. It's a list that we're so timid to reveal that you might not even recognize the habits that your list holds.

There are things on your list that you hope some people (especially that new really cute guy that's hanging out with your other guy friends) never notice. There are things on your list that might not even sound that bad to you until your best friend points out how annoying it actually is.

But what are you supposed to do?? You CAN'T help it! You really really can't stop. And so, I have decided to own my list and to share it with you.

1. Never Fixing A BAD Park Job.

Look, I'm sorry, okay? But the car has already stopped, and half the time I don't even notice until I'm already out of my car. I really wish I could fix it, but if I don't do it right the first time... I'm just done.

2. Collecting Water Bottles.

I know I'm not the only one who's ever found like 10 water bottles in their car before... Right?

3. Eating Sushi With My Fingers.

Chopsticks just aren't my thing. I can never seem to grip them the right way between my fingers, and then actually attempting to pick up sushi with them... yeah, it just doesn't work for me. SORRY.

4. Being A Little Too Organized.

I color coordinate EVERYTHING. From having colored binders with matching colored notebooks with matching colored pens to making sure the clothes in my closet are all aligned with similar colors... It's bad, but at least I know where to find things!

5. Singing In The Shower.

Little bursts of Whitney Houston, Kehlani, and Chance The Rapper fill the bathroom as soon as the water turns on, and for some reason I always think that the water mutes me to rest of the world (side note: it doesn't).


6. Not Replacing The Toilet Paper.

To my roommate and anyone else who has been effected by this small, unintentional torture, I am truly sorry.

7. Quoting The Movie While It's Playing.

Well, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Or at least, that's what Rhett Butler from Gone With The Wind would say to this guilty habit. Not my fault that there are lines you just can't not repeat.

8. Leaving My Hair Everywhere.

Ladies, if your hair is anything like mine, you almost feel like a dog who just sheds and sheds and SHEDS. I can't stand up without leaving at least a handful of hair in my place.

9. Dancing While Driving.

This one is just slightly worse than singing in the shower because at least I'm not endangering myself (or others) by trying to sing like Whitney. But no, in this situation, I'm trying to bust a move Britney and steer my vehicle at the same time... Not so smart, but still just can't help it.

10. Only Eating The Icing.

Last, but certainly not least... This is the guiltiest of all guilty habits. I just love icing so much that the cupcake seems to ruin it. It's gotten to the point where I just toss the cupcake after the icing is all gone. Oops.

And no is right because obviously the icing was so delicious that it ended up all over his face (YUM!).

Well, there you have it. My Top Ten Most Guilty Habits. If you've seen these before, I'm so sorry... Well, actually, I take that back. I'm not sorry because these help to make me who I am, and they make me happy. So let me have my guilty habits, and I'll let you have yours. Okay? Okay.

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