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To The Ungracefully Graceful Human

Sometimes gravity needs to be checked. Yep, still there.

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To The Ungracefully Graceful Human
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Does this sound like you? You're all dressed up and ready for a fun and fancy evening. You're wearing a gorgeous dress and your hair and makeup look superb. As you strut your stuff down some steps, you snag your heel on the last step and go toppling to the ground. Sound familiar? Then this is basically written for you.

But, believe it or not, being an ungracefully graceful human can have some benefits.

1. You can get away with opting out of activities that require any kind of coordination—if you want to—and everyone will understand.

2. Your graceful days are a nice surprise. Whoa, haven't fallen once today?? Feelin' pretty snazzy.

3. You're not the absolute klutz, but you definitely don't have the balance of a ballerina either—you're basically the perfect hybrid of both.

4. Your friends are shocked when you're able to do something remotely well—oh yeah, be impressed, I just roller skated without holding onto the wall. Mmhmm.

5. It's part of your charm. Sure, you might feel like the ungraceful side of you is cumbersome and unpredictable, but hey, that's part of the adventure, right? When you juggle coffee and textbooks simultaneously—allow yourself to rejoice in the victory—but if you happen to spill the coffee, chances are you'll meet some nice people who are willing to help you clean it up.

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