When we meet and I give you hell, remind me to show you this.

To the One that I end up with,

I want to ask you to forgive me when I lose my patience and drive you crazy. I know it is bound to happen. I do hope you realize that I have a very stubborn head on my shoulders. I will not make compromising easy. I won't agree or making decisions on where to eat easy. I do want you to know that I will always be patient with you, even when I don't seem like it.

I want to ask you to forgive me when you come home to a house full of stray animals as well as adopted animals. I hope you were aware of the huge love I have for animals and the fact that I can't say no to any furry friend.

I want to ask you to forgive me when I sing 24/7. I will try to switch things up by singing 60s, 80s, Today's Hits, and I might even rap to make it more bearable. I hope you always feel invited to joining in and make it a duet, UNLESS its "Needed Me" by Rihanna or any Beyoncé song.

I want to ask you to forgive me for dancing literally all of the time. I can't help but to "get jiggy with it" while doing anything. I hope this doesn't embarrass you and you better believe I will expect you to bust a move with me.

I want to as you to forgive me for being so sarcastic all of the time and giving you so much hell. I know there will be times where my attitude is uncalled for, but I don't mean any harm. I am definitely going to act immature sometimes and it is probably going to get on your nerves, so give me time to calm down and allow me to try to get back to being as serious as I can (which I hope you know is not that serious).

I want to ask you to forgive me for all of my bad jokes, especially my horrible puns. I can't help but tell all of the puns that cross my mind, no matter how awful they might be. I love laughing and I know most of the time I'll be the only one laughing, and that's okay. I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. I also hope you forgive me for laughing so hard at all of the jokes you tell me, even if they aren't supposed to be funny. There will be too many times where I won't be able to catch my breath and I'll be clapping because I'm laughing too hard, just give me time to collect myself.

and lastly,

I want to ask you to handle all of my awkward and embarrassing events and encounters to your best ability. You should know that I am clumsy and a lot of embarrassing things ALWAYS seem to happen to me. Even when an embarrassing situation might not present itself, I may embarrass you, and in that case, please forgive me.