First of all, you're an idiot.

That is me putting that in the nicest of ways. I know I'm a little biased, but I have some of the most amazing best friends in the entire world. If you can hurt them, I feel sorry for you.

The stories I've heard about the mean things you've said, the way you've treated them, the physical assault, the huge fights just make me sick. You should be ashamed of yourself. I couldn't imagine ever hurting any of them, and you did over and over and over.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and hope that you're blind. You must be. My friends should be models. Every single one of them are absolutely breathtaking. I know that appearances aren't everything, but these girls are dimes.

Not to mention, they have the biggest hearts. The amount of times my best friends have been there for me, even if it was just to say they love me, is astounding. Once again, I couldn't imagine hurting them or belittling them or hitting them. Update: if you did that to them, you're literal scum.

I wish you could see what I see in them. I know for a fact you don't because if you did, you'd be begging on your knees for them back. My best friends have so many amazing qualities. They're beautiful, intelligent, kind hearted, hysterical, caring, sweet, talented, amazing, and the list goes on and on and on. I don't have to tell you all that though. Once you have lost one of these outstanding women, you'll know how great they were, because no one after them will even compare. These girls are, and always will be, the ones that got away. I'd hate to be you, because life without them would be miserable.

To all of my best friends, you're better than any of these pathetic boys ever could be. They were just a waste of your time, and you will one day have the most amazing man and I cannot wait to meet him (and be a bridesmaid).

To all of the boys who hurt my best friends, I'm sorry you gave up the best girls of your life for some hoes of the night. You'll regret it one day, I promise.